Blogville Hijinks - BAR Mug Shots

As most of you are aware, we have an upcoming gathering of Blogville citizens IN THE FURS!  It is called BAR (Blogville Awesome Retreat) and will be happening in June.  We are meeting in Indiana.  See details HERE!  

Anyway, in preparation for this huge gathering, Homeland Security insisted we run background checks on all Blogville citizens.  Dog oh dog did we get shocking results!!  Please remember that just because an arrest was made it is not legal proof of guilt!                                                                        

NOTE: A open and shut case!

NOTE: There was no video!  Case dismissed!

Needless to say, Frankie & Abby were shocked to be placed in a cell already occupied by Addi & Bertie!

Ut oh, sounds like a little litter box trouble!

Unfortunately his sisters testified against him.

We did not know that was an arrestable offense until we found out she was accused of picking flowers from someone else's yard.

We can't quite imagine this one.

NOTE: The judge later cleared Buddy of charges when Bert explained they were playing keep away with the ball.

Her blog was used as evidence against her.

NOTE:  He pleaded guilty to following Princess Leah but charges were dropped when she told the judge she liked him following her.

Looks like a full house!

When notified, his STAFF said they knew it was just a matter of time.  Luckily he got off on a technicality.

Apparently Crockett wrote a letter to the newspaper stating his mother was a better seamstress than Betsy Ross.  Charges were later dropped for lack of evidence.

We never were clear on the details but it seems that Hailey threw a mouse at a moose and then all chaos broke loose.

She pleaded guilty to avoid a trial but the judge dropped the charges stating she was too cute to go to prison.

The details are sketchy but the rumor is that Jake was racing Great Danes down Main Street and caused a traffic jam when school let out.

The judge left a note on the file stating that just because Jessie was the teacher's pet she could not be arrested for it (despite the complaints of other jealous students).  Witnesses reported that when the judge made the statement in court (and dismissed the case with prejudice) that he whispered to Jessie, "May the force be with you".

Stanley exceeded the allowable standards for air pollution every day of the past month.  His mom testified against him and his dad is trying to locate an exhaust pipe for "his system".

Video surveillance showed her scratching against her mama's pillow but since there were no damages the judge dismissed the case.

We questioned the legality of arresting someone for striking twice but then later learned it was against bunny rabbits and was out of season.

The prison population seems to be growing,  Hopefully soon the innocents will be released!

When word got out that Whitley was arrested for a violation of fashion, over 87 thousand people charged the courtroom to testify to her impeccable taste and beautiful wardrobe.  She also broke the world record for evidence in a trial when she introduced even more photos to prove her beautiful dresses were stylish trend setters worthy of any fashion show in Paris.  The judge threw the case out and then quietly asked Whitley's mama if she would make a dress for the judge!

We think a cover up make be involved in this case.  All we know is that after Prissy was arrested Sarge bailed her out and there are no other records.  However, witnesses reported the lipstick Prissy was wearing matched the smears on Sarge's cheek.

The arrest for possession of 87 pounds of used stamps was dropped when Millie's mom explained they were to help retired greyhounds in the UK.  The judge is now collecting stamps too.

Seriously? Walter was arrested for his arresting good looks.  It must have been a new cop on the job who thought having arresting good looks was illegal! Case dismissed!

This was a case of mistaken identity when Phod was confused with some dude hitchhiking the galaxy or something like that.  All charges were dropped.

We don't have any information about the charge against Sarge except that there were 87 complaints.

We can't believe they even got our Pawlice Commissioner!

We know it is already so shocking but believe it or not there are MORE of them listed over at Dory's Place!  You will want to fur sure check it out too.



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