Murphy's Law

If there is a ball in the room I must have it.

If I am in the middle of my daily nap, which lasts about 6 hours, I am unable to process any other thought.

My response to most commands is:  "Okie Dokie"

People need to quit calling me "girl".  Boys can be gentle too.

I REALLY like to snuggle.

I am a lover, not a fighter.

All humans adore me & think I'm cute. 

So far I have never met a human I don't like.

I am a fast runner so you will need to be fast too.

I don't like to come in the door empty pawed so if I can't bring in a toy or chew, a rock or leaf will suffice.

If there's mud, me and my brother will find it!

Stanley's Rules:

If Murphy is getting pet it must stop and be transferred to me immediately.

I am bigger than Murphy and I know how to use it.

If Murphy stares at me I go crazy.

When I enter a building I have to let everyone know I'm in the house!

When I get a command I snap to it with "Sir, yes sir!"

Most of the time I am laughing.

I tend to get "wild with joy".

I do a killer Elvis impression.


Sankissjuice said...

I love this law!!!!! And love your new blog layout. Been wanting to change mine too.


MadSnapper said...

this is so much better than the Murphy's law that has been visiting us lately..

Dz Dog Mom said...

Haha! Love your dog laws. :-)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

When you are the MayorZ... Your LAWS must be OBEYED at all times!!! RIGHT???

Anonymous said...

Ha! Love this law!!