Murphy's Law

If there is a ball in the room I must have it.

If I am in the middle of my daily nap, which lasts about 6 hours, I am unable to process any other thought.

My response to most commands is:  "Okie Dokie". 

People need to quit calling me "girl".  Boys can be gentle too.

I REALLY like to snuggle.

I am a lover, not a fighter.

All humans adore me & think I'm cute. 

So far I have never met a human I don't like.

I am a fast runner so you will need to be fast too.

I don't like to come in the door empty pawed so if I can't bring in a toy or chew, a rock or leaf will suffice.

If there's mud, me and my brother will find it!

Stanley's Rules:

If Murphy is getting pet it must stop and be transferred to me immediately.

I am bigger than Murphy and I know how to use it.

If Murphy stares at me I go crazy.

When I enter a building I have to let everyone know I'm in the house!

When I get a command I snap to it with "Sir, yes sir!"

Most of the time I am laughing.

I tend to get "wild with joy".

I do a killer Elvis impression.