Blogville Hijinks - Resolutions

We can't start our New Year's Pawty (tomorrow) without thinking about our resolutions for the next year.  So in case you did not tell us what yours was, we came up with some for yous!

I'm gonna start working out at the gym so I can get a 6-pack.

I'm going to visit my human granny more and advocate for more doggies to ride on the train.

In the new year I'm going to make Arty my steady boyfurend and kiss him eat more veggies.

My resolution in 2016 is to be more social - maybe a Facebook page even. I think I might even learn how to write love poems.

My resolution for 2016 is to spend more time with my mama and help dad with projects.

In the new year we crabby girls resolve to be even more crabby!

In 2016 I pledge to work harder to find doggies furever homes.  Finding a girlfurend might be good too.

In 2016 I resolve to practice counter surfing and sharing with my brother.

In this upcoming new year I promise to help Mabel learn to be a woman dog and to take a dance class with my boyfurend Oreo.

In 2016 I promise to not bark when mom leaves me with a babysitter and has fun other places.  Also, to try and talk my girlfurend out of that dance class!  I got 2 left paws!

I promise to dead more chipmunks and not make fun of the way Frankie pharts.  I also resolve to practice my pee shooter aim so I can dead more snow freaks.  And finally, I resolve to be the bestest attorney in Blogville. Oh, and another thingie is I promise to be a good boyfurend to my steady girlfurend Roxy.

For the new year I promise to read more with mom.  OK, I really can't read so maybe it would be better if we watched more movies together.

For my new year resolution I promise to learn some hot moves for when I sing with my band Bad Dog Agency.  Also, to clean out the files in the office.

For my new year resolution I am going to learn how to play soccer.  Also I will help my sister more in her office where she is the city manager.

In 2016 I am going to improve my bird chasing skills and get a mohawk.  I'm thinking about a tattoo but mom probably won't let me.

For my 2016 New Year resolution I will try to only lie on the towels mom puts on the bed.  I will also try to not call her Old Bozo.  Also, and this is a big one, I resolve to teach mom to twerk as good as me AND to get it on video!

For 2016 I promise to only bark 2 3 5 7 9  less times when someone comes to the door.  I also promise to wipe at least 2 of my paws before coming in the house (butt on Tuesdays only).

For my new year resolution I plan to spend more time with my brother and learn how to ski (snow not water).

For my New Year resolution I will let dad file my toenails (on 1 paw only) without acting fidgety. I will also be a good Fiance to my sweet Boo Ruby and look for the pawfect diamond.

For my new year resolution I promise to mix the drinks nice and strong and to bark at my fiance Stud Muffin every night.  I'm also making one for my ma to resolve to never cut my ear off again! Also, I promise to help mom set up her new computer.

My official 2016 new year resolution is to further develop myself as a co-anchor of  BFTB Channel 7 Netwoof News in hopes of moving on to a national market like CBS or NBC.

My resolution is to eat more bacon.  I like to keep it simple.

My resolution is to train my mom so she can better meet my blogging needs.  Also, I hope to work towards appearing on Animal Planet and a possible book deal.

This is my first new year resolution so I thought about it a lot.  I promise to continue to listen to my sister Angel Sasha so I can be as good of a cook as she is.  I also will try and watch all the other Star Wars movies that I missed and to encourage people to be happy.

It is hard for me to make a new year resolution cuz I am already pretty awesome and there is very little room for improvement.  However, I suppose I could promise to play more with Angelique (she likes to play Twister) and to cuddle more with Whitley and Finley.  

We know you love all these Resolutions so be sure to pop over to Dory's place to see the rest of them!

Your Resolving and Evolving Mayorz,

Murphy & Stanley