Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Blogville Hijinks - Resolutions

We can't start our New Year's Pawty (tomorrow) without thinking about our resolutions for the next year.  So in case you did not tell us what yours was, we came up with some for yous!

I'm gonna start working out at the gym so I can get a 6-pack.

I'm going to visit my human granny more and advocate for more doggies to ride on the train.

In the new year I'm going to make Arty my steady boyfurend and kiss him eat more veggies.

My resolution in 2016 is to be more social - maybe a Facebook page even. I think I might even learn how to write love poems.

My resolution for 2016 is to spend more time with my mama and help dad with projects.

In the new year we crabby girls resolve to be even more crabby!

In 2016 I pledge to work harder to find doggies furever homes.  Finding a girlfurend might be good too.

In 2016 I resolve to practice counter surfing and sharing with my brother.

In this upcoming new year I promise to help Mabel learn to be a woman dog and to take a dance class with my boyfurend Oreo.

In 2016 I promise to not bark when mom leaves me with a babysitter and has fun other places.  Also, to try and talk my girlfurend out of that dance class!  I got 2 left paws!

I promise to dead more chipmunks and not make fun of the way Frankie pharts.  I also resolve to practice my pee shooter aim so I can dead more snow freaks.  And finally, I resolve to be the bestest attorney in Blogville. Oh, and another thingie is I promise to be a good boyfurend to my steady girlfurend Roxy.

For the new year I promise to read more with mom.  OK, I really can't read so maybe it would be better if we watched more movies together.

For my new year resolution I promise to learn some hot moves for when I sing with my band Bad Dog Agency.  Also, to clean out the files in the office.

For my new year resolution I am going to learn how to play soccer.  Also I will help my sister more in her office where she is the city manager.

In 2016 I am going to improve my bird chasing skills and get a mohawk.  I'm thinking about a tattoo but mom probably won't let me.

For my 2016 New Year resolution I will try to only lie on the towels mom puts on the bed.  I will also try to not call her Old Bozo.  Also, and this is a big one, I resolve to teach mom to twerk as good as me AND to get it on video!

For 2016 I promise to only bark 2 3 5 7 9  less times when someone comes to the door.  I also promise to wipe at least 2 of my paws before coming in the house (butt on Tuesdays only).

For my new year resolution I plan to spend more time with my brother and learn how to ski (snow not water).

For my New Year resolution I will let dad file my toenails (on 1 paw only) without acting fidgety. I will also be a good Fiance to my sweet Boo Ruby and look for the pawfect diamond.

For my new year resolution I promise to mix the drinks nice and strong and to bark at my fiance Stud Muffin every night.  I'm also making one for my ma to resolve to never cut my ear off again! Also, I promise to help mom set up her new computer.

My official 2016 new year resolution is to further develop myself as a co-anchor of  BFTB Channel 7 Netwoof News in hopes of moving on to a national market like CBS or NBC.

My resolution is to eat more bacon.  I like to keep it simple.

My resolution is to train my mom so she can better meet my blogging needs.  Also, I hope to work towards appearing on Animal Planet and a possible book deal.

This is my first new year resolution so I thought about it a lot.  I promise to continue to listen to my sister Angel Sasha so I can be as good of a cook as she is.  I also will try and watch all the other Star Wars movies that I missed and to encourage people to be happy.

It is hard for me to make a new year resolution cuz I am already pretty awesome and there is very little room for improvement.  However, I suppose I could promise to play more with Angelique (she likes to play Twister) and to cuddle more with Whitley and Finley.  

We know you love all these Resolutions so be sure to pop over to Dory's place to see the rest of them!

Your Resolving and Evolving Mayorz,

Murphy & Stanley


  1. good idea Ruby... please throw me one of that super strong drinks over the pond :o)

  2. Murphy and Stanley...standing ovation on collecting all the resolutions. We are purrty sure each and every furiend fully intends to follow through too.

    Mabel cracks me up we might need to keep an eye on her.

    Hugs madi your bfff and Old Bozo...(I still have one more day to do this)

  3. PS mom says her dinosaur bones would probably crumble if she tried to twerk!!

  4. Hari OM
    My but there are some fine self-promises in there. Here's to their being fulfilled!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  5. We LOVE the New Year Resolutions.... everybuddy put SO much thought into them...
    EXCEPT fur ERNIE that is.... with his furst pawt... the rest is good...
    I (Frankie FURTER) do NOT Pharrrrrrrt. Just sayin.

  6. HE DOES TO PHARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt...

    Liar Liar Furs On Fire...

  7. Hey Doods!
    Wow, super resolutions all around! I bet the crabby girls are so busy being fabulous and fashionable that they forget the crabby part. BOL/POL And BTW: Yes, Frankie does!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

  8. BTW again: Your blog looks festive and fun for the holiday!!

  9. Three cheers for all the resolutions. My resolution is to be more active and take less naps ...or maybe be more active, but still find time for more naps.

  10. Wow, lots of good ones. I think a good one is eat more bacon!!

  11. Grreat resolutions all around! Way to go, Mabel, resolving something nice and healthy like eating veggies!

  12. Grreat resolutions all around! Way to go, Mabel, resolving something nice and healthy like eating veggies!

  13. Oh these resolutions were very good, we need to come up wif some also. stella rose

  14. Wow everyone's got some pretty good resolutions. Thanks for mine...I hadn't been able to think of ANYTHING for myself, but that one is perfect! Can I get my mom to keep up my blog solidly for one full year, do you think?

  15. You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to feeling Addi's six pack....
    Toodle pip!

  16. Arty is already practicing his love poems!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  17. Oh how fun! I haven't even thought about any resolutions for the coming year.

  18. My resume' for ABC World News Tonight is ready just in case David Muir needs me at a tail's wag notice! Signing off, Pierre

  19. Those are the best resolutions
    Lily & Edward

  20. Don't let my Dad see my resolution! BOL!

  21. Cuddlin wif da pups does sound good - speshully since it are gettin colder here!

  22. Good resolution's everyone. Especially the bacon one!

    Abby Lab

  23. Those are some good resolutions! I wonder how many will be kept?

  24. Dear friends,

    Wow, look at all those new years resolutions you captured! I hope everyone is successful!

    We are sorry that we haven't been writing more. We are in a little cabin in the snow and there is a lack of something called "wifi" here. We have "not much bandwidth", and I blame this on our person. But thank you for visiting us, and we enjoyed catching up on your blog today when our person did the thing called "getting online"!


  25. Those are some good resolutions! I wonder how many will be kept?

  26. Of all the resolutions we are most looking forward to seeing Madi's mom twerk! BOL!!!

  27. Oh my gosh... these made me laugh. Sweet Mabel and her veggies (Arty)!

  28. Those are awesome resolutions and so many funny ones! :D

  29. I dont have any resolutions,,, I think I am just unpredictable like always. love

  30. OMD OMC Matt's resolution sure cracked Momma up ;)

    Ginger, Matt & Matilda

  31. It sure sounds like we all have some big ideas for 2016!!! Ciara would love to counter surf but she leaves it all to Lightning with the long legs and long body - he can reach a lot more goodies and then he can share:)

    Thanks for some wonderful HiJinx posts AND for including us.

    Happy New Year!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning


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