Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Blogville Hijinks - BAR Mug Shots

As most of you are aware, we have an upcoming gathering of Blogville citizens IN THE FURS!  It is called BAR (Blogville Awesome Retreat) and will be happening in June.  We are meeting in Indiana.  See details HERE!  

Anyway, in preparation for this huge gathering, Homeland Security insisted we run background checks on all Blogville citizens.  Dog oh dog did we get shocking results!!  Please remember that just because an arrest was made it is not legal proof of guilt!                                                                        

NOTE: A open and shut case!

NOTE: There was no video!  Case dismissed!

Needless to say, Frankie & Abby were shocked to be placed in a cell already occupied by Addi & Bertie!

Ut oh, sounds like a little litter box trouble!
Unfortunately his sisters testified against him.

We did not know that was an arrestable offense until we found out she was accused of picking flowers from someone else's yard.
We can't quite imagine this one.

NOTE: The judge later cleared Buddy of charges when Bert explained they were playing keep away with the ball.
Her blog was used as evidence against her.

NOTE:  He pleaded guilty to following Princess Leah but charges were dropped when she told the judge she liked him following her.

Looks like a full house!

When notified, his STAFF said they knew it was just a matter of time.  Luckily he got off on a technicality.

Apparently Crockett wrote a letter to the newspaper stating his mother was a better seamstress than Betsy Ross.  Charges were later dropped for lack of evidence.

We never were clear on the details but it seems that Hailey threw a mouse at a moose and then all chaos broke loose.

She pleaded guilty to avoid a trial but the judge dropped the charges stating she was too cute to go to prison.

The details are sketchy but the rumor is that Jake was racing Great Danes down Main Street and caused a traffic jam when school let out.

The judge left a note on the file stating that just because Jessie was the teacher's pet she could not be arrested for it (despite the complaints of other jealous students).  Witnesses reported that when the judge made the statement in court (and dismissed the case with prejudice) that he whispered to Jessie, "May the force be with you".

Stanley exceeded the allowable standards for air pollution every day of the past month.  His mom testified against him and his dad is trying to locate an exhaust pipe for "his system".

Video surveillance showed her scratching against her mama's pillow but since there were no damages the judge dismissed the case.

We questioned the legality of arresting someone for striking twice but then later learned it was against bunny rabbits and was out of season.

The prison population seems to be growing,  Hopefully soon the innocents will be released!
When word got out that Whitley was arrested for a violation of fashion, over 87 thousand people charged the courtroom to testify to her impeccable taste and beautiful wardrobe.  She also broke the world record for evidence in a trial when she introduced even more photos to prove her beautiful dresses were stylish trend setters worthy of any fashion show in Paris.  The judge threw the case out and then quietly asked Whitley's mama if she would make a dress for the judge!
We think a cover up make be involved in this case.  All we know is that after Prissy was arrested Sarge bailed her out and there are no other records.  However, witnesses reported the lipstick Prissy was wearing matched the smears on Sarge's cheek.
The arrest for possession of 87 pounds of used stamps was dropped when Millie's mom explained they were to help retired greyhounds in the UK.  The judge is now collecting stamps too.
Seriously? Walter was arrested for his arresting good looks.  It must have been a new cop on the job who thought having arresting good looks was illegal! Case dismissed!

This was a case of mistaken identity when Phod was confused with some dude hitchhiking the galaxy or something like that.  All charges were dropped.
We don't have any information about the charge against Sarge except that there were 87 complaints.

We can't believe they even got our Pawlice Commissioner!

We know it is already so shocking but believe it or not there are MORE of them listed over at Dory's Place!  You will want to fur sure check it out too.

Your Innocent Until Proven Guilty Mayorz
Murphy & Stanley


bichonpawz said...

Holy Cow! There are a bunch of offenses here...hope you guys can get it all straightened out!!

Scooter said...

Hey Doods!
Wow, I'm really hoping that since I've been such a good and faithful public servant and a loyal furiend, maybe as Co-Mayorz you could BUST ME OUTA HERE?!?!?! Puuuhleeeaseee??? Being in with Prissy is great (blush), but the smell is whafting over from Frankie's cell and we're choking in here. Anyway, about that disturbance...yeah I have a problem with my outa control barker. Neighbors must have gotten sick of listening to me bark "chip" "munk" "chip" "munk" at the top of my voice. *sigh*
Anyway again, OMD this post is hysterical...even if we are all mug shotters.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, JailBirdie

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

LOL! These are perfect!

WFT Nobby said...

Who dear, esteemed Mayors, regarding Princess Leah's case, I fear that, you being American, you may have failed to understand how royalty works. Anyone who dares to criticise a member of the Royal Family is summarily locked in the Tower of London and in danger of having the Queen ordering "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS". You might want to think about withdrawing that charge of DUI...
Toodle pip!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OKAY..... I (Frankie FURTER) am NOT AMUSED.... Why am I the only one found GUILTY???? I am an Esteemed Member of the BAR... and the JUDGE for the Court of Commom Fleas.... HOW could I be found Guilty and the REST of this... MOB be let off?
AND wait until I get my Paws on Cussin Sarge... that Smell is NOT coming from the CELL where I am incarcerated ... it MUST be a Deaded Squirrel outside the BARRED Windows...
This is a TRAVESTY Of Justice...

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

BAAAAAWAAAAH..... Ernie the Attorney here.... YEP... Frankie FARTer... is fur SURE guilty as charged... YUCK.... that one can truly Rip off 87 pharts per every 24 hours... YUCK I say.... Put him in a Cell FAR FAR Down Wind...

My Mind's Eye said...

Dear assistant to the Mayorz...you have out done yourself too. My word you must have a notebook full of accusations.
MOL MOL well one thing is obvious NO BUDDY Wants to be locked in an air tight room with Stanley and Frankie!! Mom says she will be bringing some GasX tablets to the B.A.R. just in case
Hugs Madi and Mom

Matilda the Boxer said...

Folks, I can't HELP being the teacher's pet! Honest! I'm just too cute and good. And modest. :D


Millie and Walter said...

Hey Doods, it's Millie here. First you say my brother is "Most likely to win a body building contest" and now you are arresting him for his good looks? His head is going to be too big to fit through any door in our house! At least I got off for doing a good deed and collecting stamps for charity.


P.S. Our mom says to tell you these Hijinks posts are very entertaining.

Ranger said...

Baaawwwwaaaaahhhhhhaaaa !!!!!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Blogville is outta control BOL
Lily & Edward

Poodle At Play said...

Oh boy...I didn't realize how full of TROUBLE Blogville was! Talk about a seedy and dark underbelly...
...well...kinda of. Looks there there are plenty of misunderstood GOOD deeds going on here, too!

Blueberry's human said...

Wow, who knew there was so much riff raff in Blogville!! Great job, these are hilarious!

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! I had the best time reading these charges. It seems that many of them might be legit. BOL! BOL! BOL!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari om
OMD...blogville is going to the dogs.... hugs and wags YAM-aunty xxx

Idaho PugRanch said...

Sorry, but Mom has been rolling around laughing - Who knew about all our esteemed Blogville citizens!!!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Julie said...

Oh my, the peeps are laffings soooooo much and I do NOT see whats so funny?????
Hehe, can we haf a jailhouse rock now....lets PAWTY!!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

The Army of Four said...

No!!! Not Princess Leah!!! She would NEVER do anything wrong! NEVER!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

C.L.W.STEP said...

BOL BOL! What a riot! How did you ever think of all those funny crimes? BOL and LOL!

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL - Angelique are definitely guilty of litterin!

Kinley Westie said...

I still says da arrest wuz just extorshun by da judge to get herself a dress!!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Great post, guys!!! You sure did make our Mom and Dad laugh a lot!!!!! Lightning says he didn't know there was an out of season time for those darn pesky rabbits - they are here year round - and his sort of lightning has struck way more than twice:( Love, love, love the Rap Sheet posts.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Marty the Manx said...

OMC what is going on in Blogville???? Has the squirrel patrol taken control?

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

I am innocent...REALLY I am!!!

GOOSE said...

Thank dogness Bert cleared things up. Whewwww

NanaNor's said...

Ow, we better not let Hunters dad know he has so many friends in jail-he might take away his laptop.
May your New Year be filled with health, happiness, love and abundant blessings!
Noreen and Hunter

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow I didn't know that there was that many Blogvillians with mug shots. I am still learning about all my pals and it is very interesting. I don't think that Frankie and Stanley should get together.

Just sayin..

Ziggy Out!!

Unknown said...

Wow, there is stuff going on in Blogville!!

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

MOL Illegal scratching muhahahaha I plead the fifth ;)


Tails Around the Ranch said...

All bogus charges! Here's hoping justice prevails. And yes, I know I'm WAAAY behind in reading blog posts. So sorry. So glad I'm taking the time to catch up. This one was extra-good!