Thursday, September 13, 2012

Close Encounter of the Worst Kind!

The most gross funniest thing happened today.  Well, I thought it was funny but mom was extremely sort of disgusted about it and maybe dad knows thinks it was funny too.  When Stanley found out what happened he didn't think it was funny, nor was he disgusted.  He just said it was an emotional traumatic and horrifying moment he would rather forget.

Anyway, here's what happened . . . mom and dad were in the living room with the guy from the furniture store because there is a flaw on the new recliners.  So they are talking and dad looked down at the couch.
Wait a minute, let me back up . . . as you might remember, yesterday we had the horrifying experience of Stanley's jaw getting stuck in my collar, causing me to nearly die strangle.  You can see Stanley has a big nose mouth.
Anyway, he was so traumatized by the whole thing he pooped his pants.  This all came out happened right in front of the couch.  Now, back to our peeps and the furniture guy . . . dad looked at the couch and noticed something pushed down a little bit between the 2 cushions (on the left side).  It was a turd!  Yup, a turd!  And the furniture guy was gonna see it!  So dad nonchalantly reached over and picked it up with his bare hand.  Yup, his bare hand!  It wasn't really big and he said it wasn't mushy so it wasn't too bad.  But still!  Ewwwwww! Mom cannot believe it was there and no one saw it.  We ALL thought it was only on the carpet.  Well, actually,I sniffed something suspicious last night and tried to tell mom but she didn't listen because my nose is smaller.
At least the furniture guy did not realize there was a turd in the couch.  YAY!  Brave dad saved the day!


Murphy

Pee Ess - The carpet cleaners are coming today.


21 comments:

  1. OMD! Hope your Pops doesn't get on the carpet and have to lick something up before the carpet cleaners notice!!!

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  2. A bare handed poop snatch? Your dad is very brave and saved the humiliation of the furniture guy seeing it. I doubt I would have done that though.

    Cindy

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  3. Bawahahahahaa! This is too funny! Probably not for your peeps, but hysterical for us doggies!

    Your pal, Pip

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  4. Well funny. We hope you are both over your awful encounter with the collar now and are back being naughty. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. BOL...BOL...BOL!!! Hahaha...omd, I can't believe that your Dad did that! He was super brave!!! :-D

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  6. BOL hope he doesn't smell anything on the chair. There may be turds hiding in it
    Benny & Lily

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  7. That was definitely an lol moment if there ever was one! I once had someone come over. They noticed something on the floor and bent down to pick it up. It was dog poo - =O!!! I hadn't seen it or I'd have made sure to pick it up beforehand. Very embarrassing!

    And just in case you're wondering - no, my friend didn't pick it up once she realized what it was.

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  8. Hi Murphy, I'm glad some other friends think it is funny; guess we can laugh because it wasn't at our home. Glad is wasn't messy either-yuck. Thanks for making me laugh today.
    Woofs, Noreen & Hunter
    also thanks for your encouragement yesterday concerning Hunter and his food-he best learn.

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  9. BaaaaaaWaaaah Not THAT is a FUNNY STORY!!! I think it was a SQUIRREL TURD. Certainly NOT one of YOURS.. I think your dad is a HERO fur doing what he did. THAT is NOT what MY dad would have done. I'm just sayin.

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  10. Oh my! What a couple days! Funny story to tell now!

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  11. BOL ROTFLMBO!!!!!! My mommy and I are laughing SO HARD!!!

    ~Mason

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  12. Your dad is on stealth mode! Nice work, Dad.

    Love,
    Reuben

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  13. Oh that is too funny!! Luckily Dad saved the day!! BOL

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  14. Aaa. This is the furniture guy.
    Now about that Turd!!!

    Ha Ha, no its me Bert. My Vickie is still laughing. She was just wonderin if it was his hand shakin had that picked up the pooh. If so, she doens't want to shake your dads hand at Sunday bring your dog to church night this week.

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  15. That was very brave of your dad to do! What a great story to laugh about!

    -Erik, Amanda, and Bosley

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  16. Hehe, me and mommy loved that!:)
    Cotton

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  17. Oh my! That was a real stomach churner tale Murphy! BOL!

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  18. Never a dull moment at your house with you two rascals!! lol
    I'm glad you didn't strangle and that Stanley's jaw is OK.
    "Boys will be boys" is what I always say!

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  19. Tee hee, you've got to keep them on their toes!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  20. Murphy, you had a turd on your couch and our mum nearly peed her pants laughing. That totally cracked us up. Your dad should be awarded a trophy or something. You know, World Champion Bare Handed Turd Collector! Oh Murphy, you made our Sunday. Thanks for the smiles mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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