The most scary thing just happened and we wanted to warn others. Mom and dad noticed that when me and Stanley play that Stanley sometimes grabs me by the collar and drags me around. Usually I scream when this happens (because it strangles me). So mom has been taking my collar off me so Stanley can't do it. Well today, I had my collar on. Mom and dad were in the living room just reading. I was just hanging loose and Stanley decided he wanted to play. So he grabbed me by the collar. Only this time my collar got caught behind his big ol' canines. I started screaming because I was choking and Stanley started screaming because his jaw was stuck and his teeth were being tugged out by the pressure of me fighting for release from my noose. We both were screaming and mom and dad were trying to see what was going on while we were stuck and flailing about, screaming at the top of our lungs. I was gasping for air and Stanley was so upset he started pooping his pants. It was an awful sight as mom and dad tried to get my collar off to rescue us both. We were moving so much that dad could not get it unhooked.
Finally, dad got the buckle on my collar released and I could breathe again and Stanley's jaw (and teeth) were released. Stanley was still upset but dad doesn't think his mouth, jaw or teeth were damaged. Mom is thankful this didn't happen when we were in the Doodle Clubhouse or outside playing. It was pretty scary for everyone (and probably scared the piano tuner who was in the piano room at the time).
So now the new policy is that when we are in each other's presence we will NOT wear our collars. That's right friends, forever nekkid!