Just to let you all know, our final card count was . . .
Doods 51 + 16 = 67 and Pawrents: 12
BOL! We creamed the competition! And we were even shocked when 1 card arrived the day after Christmas and it was delivered POSTAGE DUE! The mailman didn't even ask us to pay postage, he just delivered it. But we thought that was so funny. It's like the mail carrier admitted defeat too! Here's a picture you can look at. It isn't a good one but we got nothing but trouble at our house so it's as good as it gets.
We hope everyone had a great time at Dory's pawty. We sure did! And we understand a new love may be in bloom, right Bilsha?? Me and Stanley tried doing that with our girlfurend's names but the result was NOT good.
Stanley + Taffy = Staffy (that sounds like a bad infection or temporary labor pool)
Ruby + Murphy = Ruphy (isn't that a date-rape drug?)
Anyway, we are glad Bilsha hit it off so well. And didn't Oreo and Hazel make a darling couple? Too bad Bailey kept spying on them! Here's another picture for you to look at. It isn't very good either.
Me and Stanley have just been playing in our snow and then coming inside to play with our toys and then repeat (mom says 100 times a day but she is known to exaggerate). Here's another bad picture you can look at. Like I said, there's bad stuffs going down at our house.
OK, here's the scoop on the chaos at our house. Our pawrents are STILL working on those new computers! (The HBO words were flying the other day when they each had to download a giant virus protection program 4 different times!) These matters are made worse by the fact the computers are fighting each other for the Internet and it is slowing stuff down. Oh, and mom says neither of them know Windows 8.1. I'm not sure why a window makes them yell HBO words but apparently it does. Here's another bad picture.
See I told you it was a bad picture. Seriously mom, me peeing again? The reason for that is mom said she HAD to get away from the Window 8.1 so we went outside to play with the rope and she was going to take pictures with her Nikon. She was wanting to use that special setting for snow. Anyway, she only got to fire off a few test pictures and then the battery died. So then me and Stanley kinda got into a fight-to-the-death argument over the rope so mom said she had it and was going back to the Window. See, things are just crazy! Anyway, she did NOT go to the window, she went to the computer where she said it takes a million years to accomplish the simplest task. Here's another picture for you.
Yeah, it really is yellow snow. Anyway, mom and dad are still fighting with Windows 8.1 BUTT the most impawtent thing is that they have touch-paw screens and cameras so we can SKYPE with our girls . . . eventually.
Murphy & Stanley