We are posting this letter to you so that you can see the actual legal proof of the terrible situation me and my brother Stanley find ourselves in. We have come to the point that we have NO toys to play with, OK, maybe one or two
Our selfish pawrents have spent all their green papers on wasteful things like food and housing and neglected to assist us with this awful predicament. Here is the proof of this desperate situation:
Oh, and there might be 1 or 2 on mom's sewing table waiting for stitches butt we are sure you will agree that none of those count.
We're not sure how much longer we can last under these conditions. We have been VERY good doggies this year (even if the sewing pile looks kind of big). Please consider this when you come to our house on Christmas Eve.
Murphy & Stanley
Pee Ess - Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish furiends!