Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Dear Santa: A Most Terrible Situation

Dear Santa Paws,

We are posting this letter to you so that you can see the actual legal proof of the terrible situation me and my brother Stanley find ourselves in.  We have come to the point that we have NO toys to play with, OK, maybe one or two plus the ones scattered about the house but that is all.  

Our selfish pawrents have spent all their green papers on wasteful things like food and housing and neglected to assist us with this awful predicament.  Here is the proof of this desperate situation:

Oh, and there might be 1 or 2 on mom's sewing table waiting for stitches butt we are sure you will agree that none of those count.

We're not sure how much longer we can last under these conditions.  We have been VERY good doggies this year (even if the sewing pile looks kind of big). Please consider this when you come to our house on Christmas Eve.


Murphy & Stanley

Pee Ess - Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish furiends!


  1. Oh my, this is not right! I think maybe you call the paw-lice!

  2. Poor you. We can see that you have so little when to comes to toys. We are sure Santa will feel sorry for you. Have a terific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. I'm sure Santa will load 87 toys on his sled when he reads that... can I copy your post? butt I'm not sure if Santa will laugh when I write that I was a good guy :O)
    Easy Rider

  4. BOL! Surely there are not enough toys in your house at all! I sure hope Santa is good to you and brings you lots of new toys to play with. You both have been excellent this year.

  5. that i sure a lot of stuffies waiting to be repaired

  6. OMD...is that all the toys...you two are neglected for sure, maybe we should call the animal lack of toy task force(ALTTF) on your peeps!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  7. OMD, Doodz, how do you survive such deprivation?! I'm sure Santa will hear of your plight and respond!

  8. ohhhhhhhhhhh Doods...you are truly neglected and most pitiful. I agree with Dory
    hugs madi your bfff

  9. Hari OM
    BOL..... but seriously, I have more stuffies than these doods, Santy Paws, so do please be kind to them... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  10. Santa knows we only want to keep mommas busy and out of trouble
    Lily & Edward

  11. Dreadful, dear boys, utterly dreadful. Clearly you exist at the limits of survival.
    Hope Santa can help.
    Toodle pip!

  12. Outrageous, I hope that Santy Paws takes note and you get a good stock of toys under that Christmas Tree! (Oh and some treats chucked in for good measure!)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  13. We don't think Santa holds de-stuffed stuffies against you. At least, we hope he doesn't....

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  14. What can we say.... You are such deprived pups...SHAME!

  15. yoW! we cannot believe the deplorable toyless conditions in which you Doods must live! we are sure Sandy Clawrs will hear your plea and come through with tons of new toys for both of you for Christmas :)

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie

  16. Ahhhhhhhhh, one or two!!!.........where did you guys learn to count....looks like Moms gonna be overload stiching up the damage!

    The Mad Scots

  17. OMD, y'all are deprived. Ya needs new toys, stat!

  18. Crikey ..... that's outrageous!! Just as well you've been good, aye??

  19. Hope Santa Paws delivers an entire toy store to you.

  20. We are sure Santa can remedy this horrible situation!

  21. Santa knows these things.....don't worry.


  22. Ruh roh - my parents always told me that lying was a sure way to end up with coal in my stocking. It sort of seems like your words are disproven by the big piles of toys, boys!!!! But, I won't tell - I want Santa to treat you well.


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