Thursday, August 28, 2014

FFHT - The Plight of Casey


When me and Stanley were little boy puppy dogs, one of our favorite things to do was to hide behind the Dogwood Bush and munch its delicious branches.  Not only did it taste good but those branches made our tiny, sharp puppy teeth feel so much better.  We spent a lot of time doing this.  When we would come running outside from the house, one of us would yell to the other "Meet you at the tree"!  That was our code to meet at the Dogwood and chew awhile.

One day when we were behind the bush just chewing away, we noticed a little caterpillar.  So we got to be friends with him.  We would listen to him tell stories while we munched the branches.

The caterpillar's name was Casey.  The reason he was named that was because he wanted to grow up to drive a train.  He wore one of those train engineer hats too.  Casey would tell us stories about all the trains he hitched rides on and all the places he went while riding the rails.

One day me and Stanley went running out to our tree and we didn't see Casey.  We wondered where he'd gone but decided he must have felt like it was time to ride the rails again.  We hoped that one day we would see him again cuz we really loved listening to his stories.  As me and Stanley munched down on the Dogwood, we talked about some of the adventures Casey told us about.  After awhile, I saw a little pea pod growing on our tree.  So I plucked the pea pod and popped it in my mouth.

No sooner had I swallowed the little pea pod when I could feel it wiggling in my tummy.  "What was that you ate brother", Stanley asked me.  "I don't know, I thought it was a pea pod brother.  It looked just like one but it tasted weird, kind of bitter." I replied.  We didn't think too much more about it and then decided we'd better wrestle awhile.  So we wrestled all over the back yard until we were tired and it was time to go in the house and take a nap.

When we went into the house I said I was ready to go to bed but Stanley told me he wanted to check something on his computer first.  The next thing I know he was all excited and yelling for me to come took at his computer.  I drug myself over to him and looked at his computer screen.  He had a big picture of the pea pod that I ate.  Since I could still feel it wiggling in my tummy I was interested in what he found out.  There were a lot of words and Stanley and me were sounding them out but finally we read the words that caused my jaw to drop to the floor.

I could not believe what I was reading but it was called Wikipedia so I knew it had to be right.  It said that the pea pod I ate was actually a cocoon and that Casey was inside the cocoon!  OMD!  I can't believe I ate our friend Casey!!!  I felt horrible.  I ate a friend!  How could I ever do such a thing?  Now my tummy really felt weird!!  I ran outside and started eating grass so I could throw up Casey.  But it wouldn't work!  I threw up grass but NOT Casey!  I felt like the lowest of the low and swore Stanley to secrecy that he would NEVER tell anyone I did such a horrible thing.  Of course Stanley kept my secret.

Three days later, I got up one morning and had some breakfast.  After breakfast I thought it would be nice to take a poop or maybe fart, so I headed out to the yard.  Stanley followed me.  That was back in the time when Stanley liked to eat my poops sometimes.  So I got ready to poop and the next thing I knew . . .


The End



Murphy & Stanley






26 comments:

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

OMD - Casey came bak! An'now he iza butterfly? So if u ate him an'now he iz bak - duz that mean he came out by way of your poop shooter? WOWZERZ!
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

PeeEss - we will haf our FFHT up Friday around noon - we gotz anuther new post up rite now.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Oh my...we got pretty worried that Casey was going to end up living in your belly forever...we are SO happy that instead you had a butterfly fly out of your ummmm...butt!!! BOL!!

What a most wonderful story!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

bichonpawz said...

What a great story! Glad Casey came back!

M. K. Clinton said...

You really did have butterflies in your tummy. Well, at least Casey. It is very awesome that you pooped a butterfly friend. ☺

WFT Nobby said...

A rare case of something coming out the rear end more beautiful (and fragrant?) than when it entered the mouth…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hair OM
OMD I would have butterflies in my tummy if I ended up eating a friend, too!!! That was a wonderful (and suitably frightful) tale Murphy.

Admin stuffs; I had thought that you were going to use the 'meme' format where we all centre on you and had not realised it was to be a blog hop so I have only linked back to here this time again. Forgive me and I shall make sure I put a linky in for the September FFHT.

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Unknown said...

OMD that was one lucky escape for Casey. Goes to show pea pod or not don't eat anything green. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaa! You were a cocoon!

Anonymous said...

pheeew I'm glad Casey came back! and even the natural way hehehehe. I'm glad it wasn't the caterpillar of Alice's wonderland, imagine he would smoke a pipe in your tummy and the smoke would come out through your ears....

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh My Dawg. That was the best story ever mates. Hehehe, everytime we see a butterfly now we'll think of you, Murphy. Have a grreat weekend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

My Mind's Eye said...

OH MY DOODS I cannot believe you ate the entire pod..I bet it tasted like chicken since it came out with wings. MOL MOL MOL
Hugs madi your bfff.
PS as Molly says green food is hazardous to your health. Too funny

Murphy said...

We are still figuring it out!

Unknown said...

I'm pleased I up chucked the snail I ate a while ago. But oh my word, bugs, you seriously ate a bug.... ?
Good job Casey preferred clean air and decided to head for the light.
Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier X

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD This is a GRAND story... we are SO glad that Casy Pooped.... Ummm we mean POPPED out in the END... BaaaaaaWaaaah that is a good Pun fur you.

Millie and Walter said...

What a great story. We were on the edge of our seats and worried about Casey. Glad everything came out okay in the END! BOL!

Kathy said...

Giggling over breakfast while reading your adventure, Murphy! You two always have us laughing!
Hugs and Belly Rubs, Kathy and Molly

stellaroselong said...

OHMYPUG we laughed and laughed and laughed.
stella rose
p.s I is a reformed poop eater also.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wow Murphy! I guess a butterfly flying out of your butt is better than monkeys? or whatever that saying is. BOL
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Ziggy Stardust said...

Wow you had me scared, I couldn't believe you ate it, but it turned out real good.

Loveys Sasha

Ruby said...

BOL!!!! OMD, you farted out Casey??!!! Oh Murphy, you are such a funny Dood!!!! See, I bets that Casey gots big and strong inside of YOU! I thinks you did a FABulous job incubating Casey! Bravo!
(so glads that Stanley didn't eat him....☺)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, what an exciting story! I was really worried for my little namesake for a while there. I'm glad he's okay. (I was pretty worried when I saw the title of your post too!! I thought I'd gotten into something without realizing it.)

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

Shiloh here - FINALLY got linked up an'it'z all aboutz me this time!

C.L.W.STEP said...

Bwahahahahaha! Good story! We're waiting for some of those caterpillars to show up on our milkweeds in the front yard. We got to see one of those pea pod things hatch and the butterfly come out a couple years ago! It was amazing!

NanaNor's said...

I'm not sure why you boys are running for Mayors when you should be writing a story book about you and Casey-kids would love it!
Hope you have a wonderful weekend. I wonder if those caterpillars eat our dogwood bushes-I'd love to see some Monarchs here in Colorado.
Wags, Noreen & Hunter

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh gosh-- this is the best described story ever! Too funny for words!
love
tweedles

KB said...

An awesome story!!!!! The ending made me laugh!