It has been sooooo boring since mom decided to paint the house. Actually she didn't decide to do it, she just started doing it. Mom HATES painting so we never thought she'd do it.
Sure, me and Stanley still run around and play but we haven't been on any walkies (other than our Friday runs) in about 87 years. We haven't gone ANYWHERE!
Sometimes we think she will NEVER be done painting. Today she painted the other bathroom. So now she has painted all the rooms (she did downstairs a long time ago) in the house except two (Piano Room and Office).
This is worse than watching paint dry. Because this really is watching paint dry. Wait a minute!!!! Stanley, did you hear what mom just said??? She's going to take a break until next week! Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!