[**tap . . . tap**] . . . "Uh . . . is this mic on?"
"It is with great privilege and honor that me and Stanley are able to come before you to open these great Pawlympic Games!"
"We are joined by our predecessor Mayoress Diva Madi, and our furst ever mayor, Mayor Frankie Furter."
"We are also joined by our three current mayoral candy dates (in A-B-C order) Arty, Chris & Lexi who have worked so hard to prepare these games for this historic event."
"Thank you Candy Dates!"
"There are many paws involved in a ginormous event like this."
"Of course these games would be nothing without all of you! Our Blogville Pawathletes have trained long and hard for this ultimate competition."
"So without further ado, we will light the cauldron . . ."
"Uh, watch your head Madi . . . Crap! We got Blogville Fire Dept. on stand-by? . . . Don't panic anyone!"
[**Radio Screeches**] "BFD, this is Dispatch . . . stand-by for pawsible explosion and huge flames at Pawlympic Ceremony . . ."
"Let the games begin!"
Announcer: "See the furst Pawlympic events tomorrow! Fetching will be hosted by Zaphod and Swimming will be hosted by the Mayorz at this site!
**Click on any Candy Date above for the tab on their blog showing full schedule of events.**