OMD, things are going crazy. There is still no sign of my Cherry Bomb. I am wondering if it was ballnapped by some terrorism group! No one understands my pain EXCEPT Ruby. She TOTALLY understands!
I have really been depressed about losing it! I sure hope Officer Bites gets some leads on it. He checks out every call to the Tip Hotline you know. Bailey from our campaign management team of BH&G Management called me and said I had to keep my mind on the campaign. I told him I was but Stanley said he thinks Bailey knows that I am so distracted I can't even think straight!
So now, and you will NOT believe this, on Saturday we are going to Idaho to meet with Greta IN THE FURS! Yes, all the way to IDAHO! Greta is going to meet with me and Stanley to see if I am still distracted! I can't believe we are going to sniff her in the furs!
And the place we are meeting with Greta is NOT in their office! No it is NOT! We are meeting at (hold onto your collars for this one) the Dogapoolooza!
OMD, this is exciting!! If only I could share it with my cherry bomb!