Yesterday we got snow. Then mom gets cold. Since mom got cold, I have to suffer. . .
|This is my new winter coat. As you can see it has a snazzy pocket on it.|
|Do I look uncomfortable? It's because I am now a statue!|
|Stanley's coat doesn't have a pocket.|
|And to make matters worse . . . he likes it!|
I prefer to be nekkid . . . mom prefers to be warm . . . so I must suffer . . .UNFAIR!!