We're In BIG Trouble!!!

 OK friends, before you read about this in the newspapers or see it on 60 Minutes, we want to tell you our side of it.  You see, we're teenagers now.  We're going to be 7 months old pretty soon!  And you know how teenagers test limits and experiment with things they aren't supposed to.  Well, it seems we are no exception. What started it all was when Stanley got tall enough to reach for dad's truck keys.  He grabbed them off the hook and said, "Come on Murphy, let's go to the park!"

So I am ashamed to say I was a bit excited to do something so forbidden but I followed him and jumped into the passenger side of the truck and made myself comfortable on mom's seat.

Then, before I knew what was happening, Stanley whipped out a beer!  At first I was shocked but then I let him talk me into trying it.

Stanley started drinking before we even got out of the driveway!

So then he put on his cap, started the engine and barked, "Let's go bro . . . it's party time!"

I knew no good could come from this but I just kept on drinking my beer.

Pretty soon I started feeling woozy and got really sleepy.   

I really don't remember what happened after that.  The next thing I knew was Dad opened the driver side door.  I woke up and Stanley was passed out.  We got in a lot of trouble!  Now we are grounded and sentenced to do community work for 37 years!

We are so sorry that we made such dumb decisions.  Especially since after we got into the house and mom washed all the beer off us she found out we both had matching tattoos of cats on our paws!  It must have been one crazy night but we learned our lesson!!



Murphy & Stanley