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We do not have much time today since we will be spending all day in court. Today is mom's trial at the Court Of Common Fleas. We had to bring charges against her cuz we could not resolve our sleeping situation. In case you did not know, when mom and dad got a new adjustable bed, mom said that Stanley was a bed hog (she exaggerates, he just has to make sure his muscles don't cramp). Then she said that I needed to start sleeping on an entire different side! And then she said we could always sleep on the quilt at the foot of the bed (on the hope chest). We have been sleepless ever since and asked the court to take our case and render justice! Ernie the Attorney has done an excellent job in representing us. Shhh . . . court is in session . . .
You can see the hearing as it unfolds HERE.
Murphy & Stanley - Plaintiffs
25 comments:
She called you a BED HOG! Can't believe it!
Mom, what were you thinking?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hari OM
Oh you presented yourselves very well in the dock, doods, and I noted that Ernie and Roxie have prepared your case very thoroughly. May the deliberations prove positive and that all parties find a resolution! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hmmmm it is jut not right to change the rules ...we hope a solution can be found
Bed hog? That is not nice and my peeps calls me one of those too. Come on Ernie make your honour Frankie rule in the dodos favour. Have a Marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
We are rooting for you!
Bless your sweet little Mayoral Doodz hearts. Just when you get the house rules committed to memory...your mom's memory fails. It was really no fair calling you a name other than Mayor either.
Hugs madi your bfff
We think calling you a BED HOG deserves EXTRA charges in court!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Hope Mom gets the Fleas thrown at her. This is crazy! Injustice FUR sure!
Hey DOODS.... Hang tight... Judge Farter will SURELY find in your favor. Letting him know that SHE called you a BED HOG was a GOOD Move...
I am SO sorry for you guys. I don't know what I would do if my momma BETRAYED me like that.
I can't wait for tomorrow, maybe His Honor will make a judgement what counts for the whole canine world?
Easy Rider
This is so frustrating, but you have a good attorney
Lily & Edward
Unbelievable, just unbelievable!!
I think you doods should win and put Mom on the hope chest!! Yah that will doit fur sure!! BOL
Wags
Oreo
Hahaha hilarious!
Sorry we can't help you though...Dante and Ziva share a XL sized mastiff bed on the floor. :-)
Wasn't Ernie the Attorney just magnificent? I could hardly concentrate on the case....he's so handsome.
Roxy
We thought we were SUPPOSED to get most of the bed and the peeps get the one inch on the outside edge
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Uh...Oh...sounds like your Mama is going to be in trouble!
Good Luck Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Ernie is so smart, .....stella rose
Hey....Bites is thinkin, this may need to be a class action law suit, he feels the same way right now with Dad and his back, says he needs the whole bed so not to get in a bind, hockey puck!
The Mad Scots
It's in the bag ..... you blokes'll win for sure. Good to see you got all spruced up for your day in court, aye?? That ALWAYS impresses the judge.
I think Ernie can win your case. You might have to pay him some extra Milkbones, but he is worth it. Good Luck!
Wyatt and Stanzie
I hope the humans get only like 87 inches of the bed, and the court awards u like the majority of the bed.
I wonder who is going to win this case?
love
tweedles
You poor boyz... it's so obvious that you've been wronged...
I got kicked outta court for peein, gotta check out what happened!
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