Monday, October 27, 2014

Highland Games - Arooooo Ball!

For full listing of all events, see Mollie.

Today is the day you've been waiting for!  The Highland Games are being presented as a celebration of Kyla!  All over Blogville events are taking place!  It's time to get your plaid out!

We're all Scottish today as we celebrate the life of Kyla. with the Highland Games!  Welcome to the Aroooo Ball competition!  The rules are simple.  Each contestant MUST show demonstration of complete ball mastery!  Dropping the ball will be grounds for immediate disqualification.  Before we begin, let's enjoy the beautiful sounds of the bag pipers!

Aw, that was wonderful wasn't it?  The judges are in place so let's check out our first athlete!  Here we have Easy Rider and he is TOTALLY dominating that HUGE ball!  We'll have to check with the judges but last we heard he had to get a special category designation to use this ball because it is filled with steel!  Yes, it weighs about the same as a tractor (or at least an elephant skate)!  He scores high and has set the bar! Well done Easy!

Wait a minute, Kyla has just entered the field.  She may be fighting evil sickies but she's gonna show everyone she's still got what it takes.  Can she do it?

OMD, she does!  She exhibited total mastery of that ball.  And now we are hearing from the judges that it wasn't an ordinary ball, it was filled with lead!  YAY Kyla!

Our next competitor puts the Scot in Scottish!  It's the one and only Ranger!  He has a death grip on that ball.  It isn't going anywhere he doesn't want it to go!  And does he ever look smart in his ever-so-Scottish cap!  And what's on his cap.  Wait, it's the Batman logo!  Wow, he pulled out all the stops to impress the judges!  And they are impressed indeed!

Our next challenger is a bit of a celebrity here in Blogville.  It's our very own Diva Mayoress Madi!  Looks like she's being a bit flirty with the judges.  And wait . . . did that judge just wink back at her? It appears it is working cuz she just got a high score.  Well done Madi!

Coming up next we have . . . WAIT!  No peeing on the field!  OK, get back to your position!  Sorry for that delay folks.  Our next competitor is Ernie!  Ernie comes to us from the hill where he recently deaded a chipmunk all by himself!  Now let's see if his deading skills extend to his mastery of the ball . . . and it does!  Well done Ernest!  *whispers heard over mic* "are those tighty whities he's wearing under his kilt?"

A tough act to follow but if anyone can do it it's the older brother of our last contestant, now entering the field is  Frankie Furter!.  Stop . . . wait . . .  what???  He is making a special request from the judges that they not deduct any points from him because his brother peed on the field.  The judges have given their word that he will be judged on his skills alone.  Now let's see what he can do!  Can he do it? YES he can! Frankie has hypnotized those balls into complying with his demands.  What expertise, he's telepathic! *whispers overheard on mic* "yeah, they both are wearing underwear cuz they didn't want anyone looking at their butts!"

Our next athlete is Fenris.  Now let's see what he's got.  We've seen a lot of strong competitors so far so he's really got to do well in order to get a good score.  The question on everybody's mind is if this Great Pyrenees mix is REALLY great?  He's got the ball . . . it is in his total control . . . wait, he's doing a moonwalk just like Michael Jackson!  Whoa, he is an athlete, artist and pawformer!  Are the judges impressed?  YES THEY ARE!

We're bringing out our next contestant.  Dog oh dog is this competition rough!  I'm afraid the judges are gonna need to see something really different to give out another high score.  Here we have the zombie chasing Whitley and if anyone can grab this competition it's her.  Can she do it?  WOW!  She is combining ball with aquatics.  That has NEVER been done before! Well done Whitley!  The judges are impressed with her skills and have even started chanting "zombies, zombies"!  Well done!

OK, just a brief intermission while another group of bagpipers comes by . . .

Our next contestant is the beautiful Jade.  Jade demonstrates her mind control over the ball before she takes physical possession of it.  Wow, this is our first contestant who has demonstrated  mastery of the ball before even touching it.  She's making the ball roll and bounce using only her telepathic powers! The judges are recognizing the rarity of this talent with a high score!  Thank you Jade!

Our next contestant is Blogville Pawlice Officer Bites!  He has a huge neon ball that is so big we wonder if he can even handle it?  We hear talking on the field . . . let's listen . . . "roll slowly toward the sound of my voice . . . do not turn around . . . you have the right to remain silent . . . "  Wow, he is doing a felony stop on the ball and advising the ball of its rights.  And now with a single move he has dropped it to the field and got it stuffed and cuffed!  Book 'em Bites!

Here comes the lovely Susie.  She is showing that an athlete doesn't have to be all muscles to compete well in this event.  She sashays over to the ball and with moves that can only be described as elegance and grace, she shows the judges that she can make that ball dance!

Arty is our next contestant and he's all about speed.  The press is here reporting on this event and even their fancy cameras have been unable to get clear focus on such a fast moving dog!  We think he might be breaking the present land speed record!  The judges are noting his speed ball play and have started calling him Arty Bolt in honor of the fastest hooman runner!

Jakey's up next.  We were afraid he might not be able to get away from his sister Dory's Blogville mayoral campaign in time to compete in this event.  For a dog with a lot of responsibility on his shoulders he sure is acting  calm and collected.  He is one smooth doggie!!  He is controlling this ball like there isn't a care in the world.  We haven't witnessed this kind of cool confidence in ages!

Sarge is looking like a real pawfessional with his giant kettle ball.  Rumor has it that it is filled with a special moon rock from NASA that is heavier than lead!  Butt he grabs that handle and tosses it around like it was filled with helium!  The command he has over his ball is truly amazing!!  His muscles are rippling and one of the female judges fainted!  And to make it even more challenging, he has an obstacle course!  His demonstration of skill has earned him respect and a very high score from the judges!

Not to be outdone, our next contestants Beachnut & Shelldon play volleyball with their balls.  These balls are nearly as big as the crabs themselves!  The Hands didn't cut them any slack when those balls were designated as the official Aroooo balls and placed in the crabitat.  Once again we are amazed by the display of talent!

Wallace and Samuel are the next challengers on the field.  It seems to be a theme with many of our challengers to pawticipate with extra large balls.  It's due to this recent trend in the sport that the implementation of blood tests for steroids has been established.  We are happy to say that all of our contestants today passed the test for steroid use and what we see today is a result of keen training, experience, and total dedication.  Wallace and Samuel both exemplify this amount of skill that can be reached through solid training.  They have demonstrated their skills with controlling the ball and exercised total domination.  The judges are amazed at the display of such talent!  Nice work fellas!

Princess Leah demonstrates she knows how to bring it!  Once again, one of our female contestants shows the audience, and judges, that Arooo ball can be mastered with beauty and intelligence.  She toys with the emotions of the judges as she glances quickly to see if they are noting her skill with the ball.  The judges, who typically show little emotion, are calling her over.  What could this mean??  Oh my dog, this has NEVER happened!  They are scratching her behind the ears!  Folks, we are seeing history made right here before our eyes!  This has NEVER happened in the Hiland Games before - EVER!  Will her score reflect this sentimental group of judges?  YES IT DOES!

Casey is entering the field with his ball!  This is the first ball we've seen with rope going through it.  The referees look quickly to the judges to see if this qualifies as an official game ball and the judges all nod in agreement.  Casey's next move will surely be the headline in the sports section of newspapers worldwide.  He does a paw-stand on his front paws!  And does NOT drop the ball!  OMD, we have NEVER seen this kind of talent and the audience erupts in applause!  The judges award him accordingly!

Millie is our first female to enter the giant ball category.  The judges look at each other as if asking themselves if she can handle it? She struts across the field and maintains pawfect control of her ball, all the while demonstrating poise and confidence.  One cannot help but notice the expressions on the female judges faces as if to say "Girl Power!"   Then to everyone's surprise and amazement, Millie picks up the ball in her paw and spins it!  She finishes by flashing the judges her contented smile.  Well done Millie!  Another high score!

Walter is not to be outdone by his sister as he enters the field with his giant ball.  We noticed his flirtatious smile to the lady judges seemed to be well appreciated and quickly reciprocated.  It appears that Walter has some smooth moves as he dribbles his ball across the field.  That was a risky move but will probably be rewarded highly by the judges.  Like his sister, he also spins the ball in his paws but then goes on to bounce it off his head and catch it with his paw.  The audience erupts in applause at this unexpected display of showmanship.  We can tell Walter is going to go far in this sport!  The judges respond with a nearly pawfect score! 

Riley is our next athlete and perhaps the youngest we've seen yet.  He is combining the big ball category with the rope ball category.  That might make it a bit  tougher since he has stiff competition in both.  Butt it doesn't take long before it is very apparent that he is a natural with the ball.  He skillfully commands control over it like a seasoned pawfessional!  He is some sort of pup-genius at Arooo Ball!  He definitely has a bright future at the Highland Games and the judges start out his resume with a very high score!  Good job Riley!

Braeden enters the field with a red colored ball that pawfectly compliments his black furs.  It's immediately obvious that this is a guy with style!  The female judges actually started to swoon as soon as he got onto the field!  Butt he'll need more than good looks to get a good score.  The bigger question is if he can control that ball.  He gives it a toss, he expertly catches it.  It never has a chance to slip away.  Then in a totally unexpected move, he throws the ball into the air and as it falls he kicks it with his rear paw with ninja like moves.  Wow, we haven't seen this at these games!  The judges are impressed and it is reflected in a great score!

Seth is our third contestant in the rope-ball category.  Like his brother, he has selected a ball that pawfectly compliments his furs.  We're wondering if he purchased a new ball just for this competition.  This is a risky move since it is unknown how a new ball will pawform.  This isn't the time to take chances!  He demonstrated masterful control of the ball as he rolls it pawfectly.  He is totally flawless in his style and technique. Then he catches everybody by surprise as he uses the rope to swing the ball in a circular motion and passes it from paw to paw.  This is quite a display of control and coordination that no one has done today.  Well done Seth!  The judges award him with a high score!  

Sasha surprises everyone when she takes the field.  We thought she would be so busy cooking for the Highland Games that she wouldn't have time to pawticipate in Arooo Ball!  Once again the referees look to the judges to approve her choice of the football as an official event ball.  The judges give their approval and Sasha starts her routine. We aren't sure what to expect because the very shape of the ball can easily cause a total loss of control.  She gives the ball a spin, then balances the tip of the ball on her paw.  Then in a surprise move she launches it down the field.  Immediately the audience gasps with the assumption that the ball will fall to the ground and she'll be eliminated for loss of control.  Then, demonstrating a super dog strength and speed, Sasha runs to the end of the field and intercepts her own throw!  The crowd erupts and the judges award her accordingly.  Excellent job Sasha!!

Our final contestants are the Doodle Brother team of Murphy and Stanley.  They enter the field in pawfect marching sync.  It's clear that these two brothers are very  much  in tune with one another.  They toss the ball back and forth.  This is risky because Stanley has a reputation for running off with the ball to keep it away from Murphy.  Everyone is tense as they watch the two Doods pawform flawlessly.  Then at the last minute, Stanley sprints off shouting "Catch me Brother".  Murphy chases his brother and when he does indeed catch him the ball drops to the ground.  The referee blows his whistle and shouts "DISQUALIFICATION DUE TO WILD BALL ON FIELD!"  It was the only disqualification of the day.

As Arooo Ball concludes, the pipers return to the field for the closing anthem.

And then Kyla returns to the field.

Dear Kyla, your life has meaning and purpose.  Every day has been well lived. You have loved, been loved, and are loved.  Today we honor you and your contribution to this world.  Although we are all on this earth for only a short while, may your light always shine!

Murphy, Stanley and all of Blogville


Anonymous said...

What a totally FABULOUS event you guys hosted today for Kyla's Highland Games! So many contestants with grand mastery of the ball in all its' forms and shapes......congratulations on a job VERY well done.....I'm sure Kyla will LOVE every minute of it!!

Hugs, Sammy

Julie said...

I luffs this, laughed all the way through
Brilliant job guys
Loves and extra special licky kisses to you both for a great job
Princess Leah xxx

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Those are some great balls but none are as great as my Precious.

Phod (and Hailey)

3 doxies said...

Oh good golly dis was an amazin' competition. And of course, i was too late to gets in all da funsies.
There was just so much talent heres dat i is so glad i is no judge judgin' today.
I has missed ya'll!


3 doxies said...

Sorry it's me Puddles again.
Quick question....if ya'll win mayor will i still get to keep my jail cell and my foto on da wall of my cell?


Molly The Wally said...

Bravo to all. Those are great. Brilliant job there doods. A round of apaws from us. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD I am SO sorry that I Peed on the field...
YOU SHOULD BE ERNIE.... Darn you... I Stepped in it.

Everybuddy did an AMAZING job ... Loved ALL the pawformances. THANK YOU Doods fur doing was SOOOOOO fun.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
OMD this was such an exciting and adrenaline-pumped event!!! ...but dood, imagine getting disq'd in that final run... oh well, a sporting chance was had anyway. Darling Jade surely did focus on her ball and for the viewers who may wonder about the link, they may like to DROP BY HERE instead; but they are of course very welcome at Aatmaavrajanam too!!!

You did a great job hosting this event doods and I am sure all the others will be equally funz. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Ranger said...

That was gggggggggggggggggggreat. I really enjoyed seeing Kyla show us her ball skills.

Oz theTerrier said...

Now that was a competition if I ever saw it, guys! Aroooo Ball is a real standout among all the games and there were so many pawtastic entries! Well done to all!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

that was some excellent ball playing (did you not get Mr Denny's entry - we sent it to your email?)

stellaroselong said...

What fun, what balls, what color, and what wonderful closing comments.
stella rose

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are glued in front of the TV
Lily & Edward

Marty the Manx said...

Oh MY we were glued to the edge of our seats! The competition was fierce! The competitors PAWSOME!!! Arooooo Ball is so exciting we almost forgot to breath at times! Thank you so much for sponsoring this fantastic event! Love your closing remarks for Kyla!!!!
Marty and the Gang

Madi and Mom said...

Bravo standing ovation and clapping loudly DOODS your ARooooo ball was wonderful.
The athletes superb and in find shape...the commentary had me on the edge of my seat..well that and peeping under the kilts...dang F&E wore tighty whiteys
Hugs madi your bfff

Murphy said...

No we did not get it. We just left you a comment on your blog.

Murphy said...

Of course! You are a Hall of Famer!

Duncan said...

Doods! What an excellent event!!!! Balls being my thing and all I could kill my assistant for not getting me entered into the event. Butt, the competition was really steep, so maybe it was for the best!! Bravo, doods. That was awesome!!

3 doxies said...

hot dog!!!!!!
I am moving back to Blogville dis wednesday, i has missed dis place terribly.


Mollie said...

OMD that was terrific guys, hasn't Easy got a big ball BOL. What super super fun xxoxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

Kyla said...

Blogville's Got Talent. Well Done! AROOOOO

Dory and the Mama said...

Holy Moly...that was a most excellent event!!!! So much excitement and FUN!!! Thanks for hosting!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Braeden and Seth said...

Thanks for hosting this wonderful event! We had a pawsome time participating. congratulations to all the participants! We're off to check out the other events. Thanks Doods, well done!

Braeden, Seth and Riley

M. K. Clinton said...

We were on the edge of our tails for this competition! Sorry the Doods were disqualified. Pierre is panicked after realizing his butt is naked under his kilt! Frankie and Ernie had the right idea!!

speedyrabbit said...

Hehehe great Ballmanship by everyone,don't forget to stop at my castle for a wee Dram,xx Speedy

Idaho PugRanch said...

Wow this was a pawsome event! Angel Greta is probably jumping with excitement over all the excellent ball handling!
Mr Bailey & Hazel

Mary Ann said...

Praying for little Kyla, and this was one of your best posts ever!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Great post!
Wow, so many skilled ball players. What a shame they are not all Scottish. Our national football (soccer team) could really use some quality players…
Toodle pip!

Ruby said...

OMD, I thoughts I sent my ball pic to you! Oh man. Bummer. I thinks i could have helped my sweetie Murphy out! Nuts. Wells, everyone did FABulous!!! OMD, I thinks that was some MAD skills Kyla showed! Go gurl!! And Sashy...WOWS! That gurl can move!!!
I am mighty impressed with EVERYONE!!! Good job Blogville Ball Masters!!!
I'm gonna go fire my secretary...
Ruby ♥

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Fab event guys!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Yay! Aaarrrooooo! Bravo! What great performances. We did know there were so many manoeuvres with a ball. Fantastic event!

Sarge said...

Wow, Doods, this was soooo much fun! Everyone did a great job and the athletic skills are top off the charts. The crabby girls had a blast too. Thanks bunches for hosting this fur us!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Chef Sasha said...

Holy Dogs, what a great day and I love this event. I practiced really hard and I am glad it worked out. I think Angel Remington was with me, helping me catch it. Thank you for having this great event. I hope you had enough to eat, come back for more.

Loveys Sasha

Anonymous said...

Excellent games Doods,we had fun doing the ball part....Dad had to take like 87 thousand pics before we gots it much fun honoring our fellow scot Kyla, many thanks

Da Sus & Bites

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Gosh,, we had no idea the game was going to be this great!
Wow,, wow wow!
Good jobs for putting this together!

Cara n Crew said...

what a pawsome event!

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

FinleytheWestie said...

Great job, guys!!! Luv da mad skills on display!

Whitley Westie said...

Fanks for hostin dis y'all!

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ....... so much talent!!!!!! who knew??????

Diana (Angel Jazzi's mom) said...

That was a great ball event. SO many good entries!!! And yes, she said Waterbed!!! lol


Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OMD!! Now that was a display of some seriously MAD ball skills...such talent...such skill!
Wally & Sammy

Casey said...

Everyone did grreat! I'm so glad I was able to pawticipate. I was a little worried the rope ball wouldn't qualify, but they're just so much more fun than regular balls!