OMD, we have some big news for you! I will let you look at some of my great action shots from yesterday while I tell you.
You can admire how I line up pawfectly with Wilson.
And then SNAP! Wilson is safely in my jaws! Oh, Stanley wants to tell you about how he was attacked . . .
STANLEY: "I was minding my own business, running to mom, when suddenly, without warning or provocation I was attacked by Murphy & Wilson!
Stanley: "Yes, I wasn't even looking and they came flying through the air, at my backside and landed on me! Murphy stomped on my paws as he landed!"
Stanley: "I let out a cry but they did NOT even stop to apologize!"
Stanley: "That's why I am standing by dad for pawtection!"
Here is my evidence of how Murphy & Wilson are just in their own world!
You can see me running for my life on the side.
Oh, our big news . . . remember how no one gave us a birfday pawty and mom said they would make it up to us? Well mom said we need to get the Little Wheelie House ready to go in a few weeks! She said it would be our pawty and dad already made reservations!