Thursday, May 28, 2015

FFHT - Puddles On The Job!

NOTE:  We are posting early to help out our furends across the pond who greet Friday before us.

Our special phrase for this month is:

"The harder I tried to get it off me . . . "

For full instructions on how to pawticipate in FFHT, click here!

This is a true story.  As you know, today is the day Puddles is coming into the office to fill in for Taffy who is off work due to Family Leave to help take care of her hooman granny.  Anyway, things were really piling up so we were really looking forward to having Puddles Rainwater take care of things for us.  Her office was all cleaned up and ready for her.

She came into the office this morning and greeted us with "Good Morning Mayorz".  She sounded very respectful!  So we were confident that all the stories we heard about her were probably exaggerated or maybe even false.  So we showed her where her office was.  She said she had some stuffs to bring in for her office and we said that would be fine.  You know how those girls are, they have to decorate everything.  We figured she was going to put up flowers and girlie things to make it feel homey.  So me and Stanley just went back to our office to take care of all the stuffs we do as mayorz.

About 4 hours later we decided to go to lunch and thought it would be a nice idea to take Puddles to lunch for her furst day on the job.  When we walked into her office we could NOT believe our eyes!

Puddles was at her desk all right but only because she might have been too drunk to go anywhere else!  She had a picture of Pip on her desk making us think right away that all the things we THOUGHT were rumors were actually true.  But the worst thing was when she started throwing darts at the dart board.  She was so drunk she couldn't tell where the dart board started and where it finished.  She ended up throwing some darts at Stanley!  And they were Velcro darts so they really stuck in those tight curls on the top of his head!  The harder I tried to get them off him the more tangled up it got!  

Finally I had no choice but to cut the darts out of Stanley's furs.  His hair sure looked weird . . .

If you want to know what else happened you'll have to check with Puddles (Friday morning USA time).  Afterall, with Puddles you have to expect the worst unexpected!

Murphy & Stanley


Cinnamon said...

I can't wait to see what happens next.
Happy Friday.
xo Cinnamon

Whitley Westie said...

BOL, ya gotta watch out for flyin darts Stanley.

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... I can't wait to hear from Puddles. I'm AWFUL sorry Murphy and Stanley ...... Mum's been awful slack and hasn't done an FFHT for a while. I'm going to make sure she does one next month.

Chef Sasha said...

OMD it is so good to have Puddles back in action!!! It was kind of risky of you to give her such an impawtant job. I hope it turned out ok and I think you look just fine Stanley:(snickers)

Loveys Sasha

Dory and the Mama said... is great to have Puddles back in Blogville!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That's our Puddles all right! Watch it, she'll probably just set fire to all those files to get them out of the way!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Oh yea... true to form... I'd've worried if it had turned out any differently!!! Can;t wait to hear HER side of the story... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bouncing Bertie said...

Well guys, you were warned…
Toodle pip!

Mark Muller said...

velcro darts in doodle-fur... wow that's like burs, right? seems you have to wear that dart-hairstyle for a while now, huh? but maybe that becomes a new canine trend?
easy rider

Julie said...

Uh Oh, finks you could be in fur a very interesting time wiv Puddles!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

BOL, MOL, Puddles is a hoot. South Mississippi hasn't been the same since Puddles and Pip were here for a visit.

(Sighs) darts in the head, we sure are glad they were Velcro.

3 doxies said...

Ahem, cough, cough...yea, your hair looks beautiful if i do say so. It will be da new rage in Blogville fur sures. I is so honored dat I gets to help ya'll out at da office.
I was wonderin' if ya'll might has any matches or a lighter perhaps...just a hypothetical question, no reason really.

Secretary Puddles

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD Do NOT look in any mirrors...

Now you DO know that Puddles is NOT allowed NEAR Sharp implements... or incendiary devices of ANY sort... No Scissors, Letter Openers... Staplers... or Matches... and certainly no REAL darts...

Madi and Mom said...

Mayorz...I'm here to tell you life as you knew it BP (before Puddles) will never ever, no never be the same. That itty bitty Doxie has an attitude the size of Texas and OH she is a charmer she will have you both eating out of her Cheeto coated paws in a nano second
Hugs madi your bfff

Sweet William The Scot said...

Next Puddles Duddles has a bonfire going and she is roasting her own weenie. Well why not she has already marinated herself in beer. Bawheheeeeee
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Idaho PugRanch said...

Gosh! It's great to have Puddles back!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Cookie's Comments said...

Your Honorz:

I know my blog is new to Blogville, but I have been following Puddles' antics for some time now and know what she can get up to. BOL

Anyway, according to my Mum, she used to be a legal secretary for big law firms for 40-odd years in various parts of the country (including New York City); and she wants me to tell you that if for some extremely rare and unforeseen reason it does not work out with Puddles, she and I will be more than happy to help out till Taffy returns.

With respect to Your Honors:

Toodle Pip


Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh the suspense!!
Lily & Edward

Anonymous said...

What News.......oh puddles!

The Mad Scots
Pees: just hit us in the head with a 2 x 4....we forgot about FFHT.....hey we gots a real useless secretary if anybody wants one!

Casey said...

Um... uh... well... I think your new haircut is very DASHING! (Run, Puddles!)

NanaNor's said...

Hi, I'm glad the darts were Velcro! Hey you guys, did you send the rain here to Colorado? It is pouring outside and we are having thunder; can't wait til next week when we are supposed to get into the high 80's. Yeah!!! Have a great weekend.
Wags, Noreen & Hunter

LBJ said...

At least Puddles didn't' try and drink the beer with the lime in it and get fruit stuck in your furs

Abby Lab

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Hope your hair grows back soon:)

Millie and Walter said...

We're just glad to hear those darts didn't have sharp points on the ends.