Our special phrase for this month is:
"The harder I tried to get it off me . . . "
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This is a true story. As you know, today is the day Puddles is coming into the office to fill in for Taffy who is off work due to Family Leave to help take care of her hooman granny. Anyway, things were really piling up so we were really looking forward to having Puddles Rainwater take care of things for us. Her office was all cleaned up and ready for her.
She came into the office this morning and greeted us with "Good Morning Mayorz". She sounded very respectful! So we were confident that all the stories we heard about her were probably exaggerated or maybe even false. So we showed her where her office was. She said she had some stuffs to bring in for her office and we said that would be fine. You know how those girls are, they have to decorate everything. We figured she was going to put up flowers and girlie things to make it feel homey. So me and Stanley just went back to our office to take care of all the stuffs we do as mayorz.
About 4 hours later we decided to go to lunch and thought it would be a nice idea to take Puddles to lunch for her furst day on the job. When we walked into her office we could NOT believe our eyes!
Puddles was at her desk all right but only because she might have been too drunk to go anywhere else! She had a picture of Pip on her desk making us think right away that all the things we THOUGHT were rumors were actually true. But the worst thing was when she started throwing darts at the dart board. She was so drunk she couldn't tell where the dart board started and where it finished. She ended up throwing some darts at Stanley! And they were Velcro darts so they really stuck in those tight curls on the top of his head! The harder I tried to get them off him the more tangled up it got!
Finally I had no choice but to cut the darts out of Stanley's furs. His hair sure looked weird . . .
Murphy & Stanley