Barkers -vs- Slayers

Welcome to the first REAL game of your Blogville Barkers versus the Slayers!  For a live broadcast of this game, be sure to check your Blogville Sports Network PSPN!  The way our game works today is we'll have half the team play on the first half and the second half play on the second half over at Coach Easy's place.  If we win, we'll all meet over at Dory's place for a victory BBQ with foodables provided by Sasha & your favorite beverages provided by Ruby.  Now let's begin!

We begin with the exciting announcement of our Barker's MVP.  This player was voted MVP by the team and fans and will play in both the first and second half.  Ladies and gentlemen, put our paws together for our 2015 MVP player . . . 

Now if you will please stand for the debut of our first ever Blogville National Anthem sung by Ernie's steady girlfriend and the lead singer of Bad Dawg Agency - Foxy ROXY!

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Now we bring out our starting line up for the first half and our opponents the Slayers!  Gee, they look a lot smaller than what we saw on Coach Easy's Spy Cam!  Whew!

 Our game begins with a pass from Murphy to Ernie with Sweet William nearby.  Millie is in pawsition if they can get the ball to her.  Cinnamon isn't worried about being guarded by a tiny Slayer.  Here come some obvious troubles!  These little Slayers are getting a bit underfoot.  Oreo has stepped on one!  Will the Ref (who appears very odd and somewhat visually impaired) let him get away with it?  Our cheerleaders are doing a great job and seem to have at least one Slayer totally unfocused on the game!  Wait a minute!  What is the Ref holding in his hands??  Coach Easy is fit to be tied!  Wait . . . looks like our MVP Frankie has scored the first goal for the Barkers!  YAY!

Ut oh, now the Slayers have scored. Coach Easy still seems confident in the Barkers.  Stop the presses!  Ruby is off the field and has pom-poms!  And it appears Addi is doing costume changes!  OMD!  Our cheerleaders are actually on the field and Madi has lept into the Ref's hands!

Just when we though we'd seen everything it appears a Slayer is crawling out of Coach Easy's shorts!  Half the cheerleading squad is out of control as Stella Rose and Princess Leah balance on the railing above the first seating section.  It appears the Slayers are scoring again as a tiny Slayer sneaks in behind Jim.  Someone needs to get Madi and Mags off the field NOW!  Oh shoot, it looks like a sneaky Slayer has tripped Bertie!  Cinnamon is still garding a Slayer and Phod is looking at Addie who has made more changes than a rock star in concert!  Sweet William is trying to coax Maggie off the field and Ernie is surrounded by tiny Slayers. We can't stand to look!

OK, Bertie is back up and OK.  Looks like Murphy is hanging onto one of the Slayers. Is he getting ready to toss the Slayer over to Ernie?  Will the Ref see this?  Speaking of Ref, he's got a Slayer in his hands!  What is happening here?  Hasn't he read the rules?  OMD, someone get Princess Leah out of the goal!  Hey, Phod is passing the ball to Millie for a goal!

YAY!  Millie scores!  Madi leaps out to snag a Slayer preventing a block on our goal. Good thing since Ruby & Murphy are on the sidelines holding paws.  OMD, it looks like Murphy has his Cherry Bomb on the field! Who knows what Stanley and Oreo are giving High-5 paws for?  Good thing that Ref can't see a thing cuz Maggie Mae is still on the field and Addi and Bertie are in the center chatting like they're at a church picnic!  Looks like Sweet William is tossing off a Slayer. Coach Easy is so stressed that now he's speaking French and no one is understanding a thing.  BUTT at this point, it might not matter! Wait a minute, now Phod gets a goal!

The score at the end of this first half is Slayers 7 and Barkers 3.  We're just hoping Coach Easy can give some guidance to the Barkers to pull out a victory in this second half.  Both teams prepare to exit the field.  Good thing the Ref is looking through Coke bottles cuz Oreo, in a fit of frustration, threw a worm at the Ref!

Folks, our Blogville Barkers need all your support now.  Get over to Sasha's Food Truck before the line gets too long then hurry over to Easy's place to see the second half of this historic game!  It will probably all make better sense if you grab one of Ruby's special drinks too.   And remember to listen to Blogville Sports Network PSPN for full game coverage!

Murphy & Stanley