Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Barkers -vs- Slayers

Welcome to the first REAL game of your Blogville Barkers versus the Slayers!  For a live broadcast of this game, be sure to check your Blogville Sports Network PSPN!  The way our game works today is we'll have half the team play on the first half and the second half play on the second half over at Coach Easy's place.  If we win, we'll all meet over at Dory's place for a victory BBQ with foodables provided by Sasha & your favorite beverages provided by Ruby.  Now let's begin!

We begin with the exciting announcement of our Barker's MVP.  This player was voted MVP by the team and fans and will play in both the first and second half.  Ladies and gentlemen, put our paws together for our 2015 MVP player . . . 

Now if you will please stand for the debut of our first ever Blogville National Anthem sung by Ernie's steady girlfriend and the lead singer of Bad Dawg Agency - Foxy ROXY!

Now we bring out our starting line up for the first half and our opponents the Slayers!  Gee, they look a lot smaller than what we saw on Coach Easy's Spy Cam!  Whew!

 Our game begins with a pass from Murphy to Ernie with Sweet William nearby.  Millie is in pawsition if they can get the ball to her.  Cinnamon isn't worried about being guarded by a tiny Slayer.  Here come some obvious troubles!  These little Slayers are getting a bit underfoot.  Oreo has stepped on one!  Will the Ref (who appears very odd and somewhat visually impaired) let him get away with it?  Our cheerleaders are doing a great job and seem to have at least one Slayer totally unfocused on the game!  Wait a minute!  What is the Ref holding in his hands??  Coach Easy is fit to be tied!  Wait . . . looks like our MVP Frankie has scored the first goal for the Barkers!  YAY!

Ut oh, now the Slayers have scored. Coach Easy still seems confident in the Barkers.  Stop the presses!  Ruby is off the field and has pom-poms!  And it appears Addi is doing costume changes!  OMD!  Our cheerleaders are actually on the field and Madi has lept into the Ref's hands!

Just when we though we'd seen everything it appears a Slayer is crawling out of Coach Easy's shorts!  Half the cheerleading squad is out of control as Stella Rose and Princess Leah balance on the railing above the first seating section.  It appears the Slayers are scoring again as a tiny Slayer sneaks in behind Jim.  Someone needs to get Madi and Mags off the field NOW!  Oh shoot, it looks like a sneaky Slayer has tripped Bertie!  Cinnamon is still garding a Slayer and Phod is looking at Addie who has made more changes than a rock star in concert!  Sweet William is trying to coax Maggie off the field and Ernie is surrounded by tiny Slayers. We can't stand to look!

OK, Bertie is back up and OK.  Looks like Murphy is hanging onto one of the Slayers. Is he getting ready to toss the Slayer over to Ernie?  Will the Ref see this?  Speaking of Ref, he's got a Slayer in his hands!  What is happening here?  Hasn't he read the rules?  OMD, someone get Princess Leah out of the goal!  Hey, Phod is passing the ball to Millie for a goal!

YAY!  Millie scores!  Madi leaps out to snag a Slayer preventing a block on our goal. Good thing since Ruby & Murphy are on the sidelines holding paws.  OMD, it looks like Murphy has his Cherry Bomb on the field! Who knows what Stanley and Oreo are giving High-5 paws for?  Good thing that Ref can't see a thing cuz Maggie Mae is still on the field and Addi and Bertie are in the center chatting like they're at a church picnic!  Looks like Sweet William is tossing off a Slayer. Coach Easy is so stressed that now he's speaking French and no one is understanding a thing.  BUTT at this point, it might not matter! Wait a minute, now Phod gets a goal!

The score at the end of this first half is Slayers 7 and Barkers 3.  We're just hoping Coach Easy can give some guidance to the Barkers to pull out a victory in this second half.  Both teams prepare to exit the field.  Good thing the Ref is looking through Coke bottles cuz Oreo, in a fit of frustration, threw a worm at the Ref!

Folks, our Blogville Barkers need all your support now.  Get over to Sasha's Food Truck before the line gets too long then hurry over to Easy's place to see the second half of this historic game!  It will probably all make better sense if you grab one of Ruby's special drinks too.   And remember to listen to Blogville Sports Network PSPN for full game coverage!

Murphy & Stanley


Julie said...

I finks I might haf got just a little bit overexcited.
Gosh this is soooo much funs!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Oreo said...

I thinks that things are getting crazy....i mean what's up with that crazy coach geeeezzz. And. Addi will you STOP changing clothes so much and knock off chattin it up with Bertie?? He needs to concentrate on the game.


Oreo said...

Oreo, why dont you be quiet and go pop your bubbles!!
I'll change as many times as i want and Bertie and i might really yuck it up......so there you pipsqueak!!!!


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Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

well that was quite the game - way to go every one - we are heading to the barbeque - see you there

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

This is a very exciting game.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD MY ROXY did an OUTSTANDING job of singing our BLOGVILLE ANTHEM.... didn't she?
HOLY GWALK A MOLEY.... my BROTHER FRANKIE is the MVP???? Who would have thought that would happen??? WAY TO GO BRO !!! I am Proud of you.
OMD this is SOOOOOOO exciting.... the Best game EVER !!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Maybes now is da time fur Ruby to give da Slayers some of her very special drinks. Lots of drinks....just sayin'!


Oz theTerrier said...

OMD! I cannot tell if we are doing well or if we are in complete chaos on the field!!! *sigh* I have been practicing a lot in my house as you will see on my blog, but oh dawg...when practice moves outside it is nothing but trouble for me! BOL I better head over to Coach Easy so I can hear how we will prepare for the 2nd half!

Mark Muller said...

they may be small butt they are hard to beat... we need a secret weapon or a miracle...
where is Lothar when we need him?
easy rider

Sarge said...

Wow, this is the mostest FUN EVER! Rules?!? Who cares?!? It's a total free-for-all. BWAR HAR HAR Congrats to Frankie for the mvp award and to Roxy for the opening anthem. Poor Easy can't understand why no one understands him. BOL Se Moi?!? Wee, cabaret, fran-say, whatever. I don't think it matters now. Gosh, we need the halftime break.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Ball Player

Sweet William The Scot said...

Why that is just indecent having a Slayer crawling out of Coach Easy's shorts. Why was he checking out Easy's balls. Coach Easy is regulation all the way.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Two French Bulldogs said...

That game was more exciting than the O-Lympics
Lily & Edward

Madi and Mom said...


Tails Around the Ranch said...

Great game guys, I know you'll come back in the second half and beat those Slayers.

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD.....Come on ref!!!

I am on the edge of my seat....COME ON BARKERS!!!!

Cheering loud!

Millie and Walter said...

Woo Hoo! I (Millie) scored a goal. My daddy is so proud of me because he loves football (soccer). This sure is exciting. We are off to check out the rest of the action.

The Daily Pip said...

Oh the crowds, the game, the uniforms, the action, the pizza, the cheesrburgers, the French fries ...oops must focus on game not food!

speedyrabbit said...

This is so exciting,Go Get 'em Barkers,xx Speedy

Poodle At Play said...

OMD this game is intense! I have no idea what's happening...or what's GOING to happen...but GO BARKERS!

stellaroselong said...

OHMYDOG we are laughing and laughing and laughing.....stella rose

Idaho PugRanch said...

BOL! Now if the peeps soccer games were this exciting mom says she might watch!
Go Barkers!! we know you can pick it up in the second half!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Pee es
Dory you look very lovely in your cheer outfit!
Mr Bailey

Bouncing Bertie said...

Wow, I am almost falling over myself with excitement. No, wait, I got tripped.
Can't wait for the second half.
Toodle pip!
PS Doesn't Addi look AWESOME!!!!!

Chef Sasha said...

Holy Dogs what a game!!! We won, you guys were so great. Those Slayers are some scary looking dudes. I hope you didn't have to wait too long for pizza in line. Bilbo and I got kind of side tracked and well we needed to find something...ummm I mean we were looking for napkins. That wasn't lipstick on Bilbo's snout at all. See you at the BBQ

Loveys Sasha

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...what..... no second half ..oh yes over to Easy.... phew!!! this is exciting!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Still early in the game, guys. Just don't lose your focus......

We didn't know the Slayers were so little!

Sarge said...

Wow, Doods, congrats on such a super fun and successful event today! The game was a blast and thanks bunches for all of your hard work.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Sports Fan

FiveSibesMom said...

This was awesome! Go Blogville Barkers!

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

What a great match. Go Barkers

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Everyone better be wearing underwear! Hope Easy remembered his.

Thanks fur hosting this pawsome game!

Duncan said...

Entertaining and exhausting all at the same time. We are off to the second half!!!

Ruby said...

OMD. Did you see me with those POM-POMS??!!! WoooHooo!!! Was that ever funs!!!! I thinks I need to do that again!!! And, you KNOWS I wasn't gonna go anywhere's without CHERRY BOMB! I don't thinks the REF noticed that it wasn't regulation...hehehehe
I thinks it's time for my SPECIAL POTION!!!! Come with me to my Truck Murphy so we can gets it.....SAHSY! BILBO! Whatcha doin' in my Margarita Truck??!! AND NEEKID????? Okays, I'm NOT lookin'....We better come back laters Murphy...hehehehe
Okays, on to Easy's for the second half........
WOOOHOOO! I knew we could do it!!! It was all because of you my Stud Muffin! Without your help, I couldn't have made such a FABulous Special Potion to help the team to victory!!!!
(okays, THAT and all the FABulous soccer playin' by the rest of the team....especially the MVP...FRANKIE!!!! congrats dude!)
Okays, on to the BBQ!!!! I hears there are burgers and ribs!!!
You can drive the Margarita Truck Murphy...I don't thinks Puddles should drive anymores...☺
Ruby ♥
Cherry Bomb!!!!!!

M. K. Clinton said...

This is more exciting than ANY game that we have ever been to and the cheerleaders are oh-la-la! Go Barkers!!

The Army of Four said...

What an exciting game!!!!!! C'mon, BARKERS!!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher