|"It's real easy"|
Today our pawrents were sneaking off without us. Since we now have our driver licenses, we got into mom's Explorer and followed them to see what they were doing. This is what we saw . . . they started to ski . . . without us!!
We told mom that was not nice but she said that in a few weeks there will be something new for us to do with them - we are going to start running! Yup, they said we were finally old enough to start running with them. We are so excited for that!!
I have to tell you what happened last night. I was kind of mad at mom for it but now I am okay so don't worry. She called me and Stanley up cuz we went outside for our last pee before bedtime. We both came right away. Stanley went in the door and I ALMOST did, then remembered that I forgot mom's present. I like to bring in a toy, stick, leaf, anything I can find to let her know I love her very much. Anyway, I ran back down the stairs, grabbed it, and than came back up.
Mom acted really weird and started giving me the DROP IT command. So I did even though I wanted to bring it in the door to give to her. So then I came in the door and she yelled at dad and he came running. I was waiting for SOMEBODY to tell me thank you but no one ever did! Mom even called me "gross"! I did NOT deserve this treatment. Especially after I brought her a special present of a dead mouse. Sometimes life isn't very fair!