Thursday, January 3, 2013

New Year's Resolution

OMD, the worst thing has happened . . . mom is on a diet!  And everybody knows if mom is on a diet that EVERYBODY is on a diet!

This is all the food me and Stanley get and it has to last all day!
Mom said we had to start running on the treadmill.
"Can you set this for 87 MPH, cuz that is how fast I run!"
"I'm not gonna do this unless mom is looking . . ."
"Get moving Stanley, here she comes!"
"Stanley jumped about a million times mom, I was counting."
"OK, make sure you count every time I jump!"
"I'm all done mom!"
Mom made us work out on the elliptical too.
Stanley had to do the weight machine.  His biceps are rock solid!
"Let's do this together brother!"
"Uh, Murph, my back legs aren't touching the belt . . . "

"What the heck do we do with this?"
"Let's get under it and push it onto the treadmill so it will launch through the window!"
"Hey Murph, spot me on these weights . . . "
"Maybe this is a jaw exercise?"
"Is this how the elliptical works?"

Whew, we worked out like crazy.  I'm not sure how long we can keep this up!  Mom wants to lose 12 pounds.  We're gonna starve to death!


Murphy


Pee Ess - We are 11 months old today!


23 comments:

Molly The Wally said...

Ha ha we love you in the gym. I have to do alot of squiggle chasing to get back in hunting shape too. Happy 11th month old day pals. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

OK I am all for the exercise thing. I love to romp with my MOM and she goes to a gym (I am not allowed in there). BUT.... exactly where will your MOM lose this 12lbs? I mean really I just don't see how she could spare that much. Hope the wind does not blow when she runs cuz she will be swept off her feet.
Blessings,
Goose

harrispen said...

You boys sure look like you were having fun in your gym.

Millie

Mollie said...

Oh Dawg, my Humom starts her diet next Monday, she wants to lose 14 pounds..HELP, wez all gonna starve to death guy'z xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD Puddles Mom would be SOOOOOO jelly over your HOME GYM.
WE can NOT believe that you have to do all of that exercise and only get a couple of bites of Kibble.. We suppose it is even LOW Cal stuffs. SHEESH...

OMD you are 11 months old today... You have REALLY come a LONG WAY in a short time. CONGRATULATIONS... NOW we gotta think about a big 1 year Birfday PAWty!!!

Madi and Mom said...

Well Murphy and Stanley...they say happy wife, happy life...so you two guys and Dad just better grin and bear it and sneak snacks whenever you can.

Good luck to Mom!
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh no! Why do we need to get involved in their diets. Nutty
Benny & Lily

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

Wowwee, you guys are going to be cruising down Venice Beach in no time!!! Muscle, muscle dogs...you've got to be a muscle dog! ;-) Keep up the training, I see an Iron Man competition in your futures!! :-D Happy 11 month B-Day!!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Funny guys, somehow we don't think you are going to starve!!!

Your Pals
Susie & Bites

Avalon Cat Cartoons said...

Poor sweeties. Tell your mom that you have perfect bodies already :)

JacksDad said...

The tall guy goes to the gym to do all that stuff, but he won't let me go with them. And they even have a swimming pool I could use!

Mason The Big Stinky Dog said...

My mommy thinks your mommy is skinny! My mommy says if your mommy thinks shes fat than my mom really needs to get off her (my moms that is) arse and move!

~Mason

NanaNor's said...

Hi boys, Wow what a lot of exercise! WE took Hunter to the Rockies today and he walked and played in the snow but that is the exercise he has gotten. Great job for you all to get into shape(but I'm bettin you boys already are in shape). As for your mom, I think she is being hard on herself-she looks mighty trim plus she runs so is probably in great shape. Me, on the other hand, could loose 8-10 lbs easy; I start the gymn next week. Stay warm, it is clear but really cold here.
Wags, Noreen

The Cat From Hell said...

What a great gym!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! You guys will be good mentors to your mom's weight loss. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

You guys are buff enough!

Murphy said...

Mom says there's more to her than meets the eye - BOL!

Murphy said...

We're getting weaker by the minute . . .

Murphy said...

Mom says "thanks" but she does need to lose a few pounds to make her run better.

Murphy said...

Mom says "thanks" and good luck!

The Girl Next Door Drinks and Swears said...

12 pounds? That's a really specific number. Most people go for 10 or 15 or 20. You know? I'm not even going to say what number I need to shoot for because it makes me cuss and this blog is rated G.

Jeanne Pursell said...

You two are just adorable!!! We think you are in the running for most cutest!!! Look at all that exercising!! You better eat a little bit more to keep up your strength!! BOL! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Roo said...

Wow! That was quite a work out! Bet y'all can help your Mom lose the weight she wants to by just takin her out on runs eh? ;) Diets are no fun. Bring on the food! :D

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Happy 11th Month you two! :D