OK, now ever'body knows that Ruby is my girlfurend and she is the most wonderfulest awesome girlfurend in the history of girlfurends. So I thought she might like it if I wrote her a love poem. Now I have NOT had any training on writing poetry so I asked mom and she said what she always says, "Google it". So I did and here is my Google Generated Love Poem . . .
My Love, Ruby
Your skin glows like the Apple, blossoms Beautiful as the Rose in the purest hope of spring.
My yearning heart rises to your Violin voice and leaps like a Doggie at the whisper of your name, Ruby.
The evening ascends in on a great Dove's wing.
I am calmed by your Collar that I carry into the twilight of Margarita beams and hold next to my Paw.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of slobber.
As my ear falls from my vest, it reminds me of your smile.
In the hushed, I listen for the last Woof of the spring.
My heated eye leaps to my coat. I wait in the crystal moonlight for your secret furs so that we may stroke as one, eye to eye, in search of the glorious red and spiritual CHERRY BOMB of love.
(Stanley did not pawticipate in this post cuz he has his own girlfurend Taffy)