I Am A Nudist

Furiends, you should know I do NOT like wearing clothes.  And even though mom knows this very  fact, she bought me and Stanley coats and matching preppie sweaters last winter.  We also have our CGC vests but I am kind of proud to wear that since I worked really hard for it.  Stanley doesn't mind wearing clothes, he just says, "Whatever".  But me, I say "No way!".  Despite this fact you will NOT believe what happened to us.  We went to Petco on Thursday and when we walked in the door mom hit the brakes.  I thought maybe she saw a snake cuz she stopped so suddenly.  But what it turned out to be is a clearance on dog clothes.  Mom said it wasn't "just" a clearance, it was "freaking dirt cheap" (her eyes went crazy when she said that).  I don't know what that means but mom said to tell you EVERYTHING was marked at $1!  Yes, one dollar.  Here is what we got:

This is a nightmare for a dog who just likes being naked.

Now on another note, there is something new at our house, mom calls it an accomplishment.  It used to be that when mom and dad had to leave and could not take us with them that we would go to the Doodle Clubhouse (in good weather) or to jail (a penned off area in the big room downstairs) in bad weather.  BUTT, since me and Stanley are all growed up and have been so good for 87 years now, our pawrents decided we could have run of the whole house when they are gone!  So far we have been alone for three and a half hours.  When mom and dad get home we are so RELIEVED that they came home since we never were alone in the house before but we do NOT get into troubles!  Mom says we are her big boys!


Murphy & Stanley
Sharp Dressed Big Boy Doods