Our furs had gotten very long. Mom said you could no longer see my long doodle legs cuz my hair was so fluffy it make me look short and obese! And Stanley was looking so fat that dad kept telling him he was going to have to go to Weight Watchers! So our pawrents decided since we are so young that it might be a good idea to invest in the proper tools and learn how to fully groom us. There's a reason mom calls us "hair growing machines". So this was the very first time we did this together. Mom cut me and dad cut Stanley. Here is what we look like now:
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After we gots all our hair cut off we looked in the mirror to see if we were bleeding or anything. We were so glad that we were not! And best of all, we still had our ears and tails! And now furiends, I have a confession to make. I am afraid you may find this shocking so maybe you might need to go outside and pee before reading any further. I'll wait . . .
OK, are you ready? Me and Stanley kinda liked having our pawrents steal our hair. When we went to the hair stealing place it was fine 'cept we were away from our mom and dad for about 87 hours and we hated that! And when they steal our furs at home we get so many pets you cannot believe it! Mom can't keep her hands off my soft furs! So we hope you won't think less of us knowing that we really didn't mind it at all. And mom said we are very well behaved on the grooming table. (But I did have to fidget when they got the nail grinder out cuz THAT just ain't natural!)
Mom wanted me to point out that our cuts came out nice and smooth. Sometimes with our curls it's hard to see that in the photos. Our furs started out around 3" long and now we are 1/2" long.
And now we want to thank our bestest furiend and fellow band mate Agent 0087E for the birfday card we got in the mail today. It was the best one ever!
And now 1 final last thing. If you want to be in our post for Valentines Day, send us a short video (MP4 will be best) of any doggie or kitty doing something silly (twirling, rolling, any movement will do). We will need it in the next few days.
Murphy & Stanley