Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Blogville Barkers Practice

We are so excited to have our furst practice session with our Coach Easy!  Everyone was ready to get started.  BUTT the furst thing we noticed was the different kinds of soccer balls! (You may need to bigify the photos.)


And of course while we were waiting to get started we might have noticed the cheerleaders.  Talk about eye candy! Oops, sorry to our girlfriends, we did NOT really look or even notice, somebody just told us that so we took their word for it.


So the very furst thing we did was get a team photo.  That way we had something to hang on the fridge.


Then the cheerleaders took off on their own so they could practice their cartwheels or something.  They didn't have anyone in charge so Jim was watching them and said something that Madi misunderstood . . .


Someone needs to tell Madi that Jim said "tweak" NOT "twerk"!  Anyway, they got a bit out of control.


So while they were going nuts practicing cheers, Easy started whipping us into shape.


After a minute we got really focused and started listening to Coach Easy.  He said if we didn't want the Slayers to totally massacre us in our game that we had to do exactly what he said . . . 


So then we had a discussion about the different terminology used in soccer . . . football . . . soccer. Then things went  a bit smoother . . .


We thought soccer players are supposed to balance soccer balls on their heads (we saw it on TV).  Apparently that isn't the case. So we did what is called a drill.  We practiced kicking the ball with our paws.


Just when Coach Easy was about to give up on us, this happened . . .


Yup, SOMEBODY kicked 3 balls and stacked them up! Coach Easy said he will find out who did it and make that player our MVP!  So even though no one has yet ever kicked the ball into the goal, we are going to play against THE SLAYERS on May 19th.  You'll want to hurry and buy your tickets to that game cuz it will be a disaster great game for your Blogville Barkers.  Not only will our MVP be revealed BUTT we will also reveal TWO National anthems that were composed by REAL Blogville residents!  They are wonderful and will bring tear drops to your eyes!  Coach Easy even had us practice standing at attention during the anthem.


  BUTT for now, you gotta pop over to Coach Easy's place to get the rest of the scoop on our practice!



Murphy & Stanley





30 comments:

  1. Looking good Barkers! Mom and I are placing our bets on you. We just know you'll slay the Slayers!!

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  2. Gosh, what's a girl to do with all these handsome boys in their uniforms. Go Team!

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  3. that triple balls is 100% soccer art :o) not even Lothar can do that and he once said he can do all things :o) Maybe it was Bertie who got his name after Bertie Vogts?
    easy rider

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  4. OMD OMC those CHEERY LEADERS are a very much HOOOOGE distraction... Just Sayin...
    Maybe they should Practice at a different venue.... so we can CONCENTRATE...
    OMD WHO stacked those 3 Balls???
    Poor Coach.... he is having a terrible time with us... the ONLY thingy that HASN'T happened is for a SQUIRREL to run across the Practice Field...

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  5. Mom is cracking up so bad! Those photos are hilarious! Can't wait fur the first game.

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  6. HEY COACH..... When are we gonna get a SNIFFING Break??

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  7. Those cheerleaders are sexy!
    Lily & Edward

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  8. Hari OM
    OMD that was shambolic, mayhem, ...ahmmm... but hey doods, you stand as good a chance as any against the Slayers. I suppose. When do the tickets become available??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

    pee ess - have linked this post up over at my place today...

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  9. Wow this is soooo much fun! Next time I'm bringing my wiggle giggle ball. Bol. Thanks for setting this all up fur us!

    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, athlete

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  10. I've said this once and I will say it again... sweaty handsome hunky men make this kitty krazy!!
    Rah Rah Rah!!
    Hugs madi the twerking Cheerleader!!

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  11. We're exhausted after that tough practice. We hope we are all ready for the big opening game.

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  12. Slayers, we are playing the Slayers ~ oh no we are toast!
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  13. That practice was such fun. We're sure gelled as a team. Didn't we…?
    Oh I can't wait to hear the national anthems.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  14. Great practice everyone!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey Hazel & Mabel

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  15. Great practice everyone. Clap, clap, clap. We are sure to beat the slayers.

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  16. BOL!!! What a great coach Easy is...and that Jim is ummmm....really good at cleaning up our act!!
    All in all I would say we had a great practice!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  17. What a grrrrrrrrreat team! Go Barkers!!!!
    Oh.... and dos cheerleaders are mighty cute.
    Woohoo... dat was a fun practice. I can't wait to see da 1st game. What sports channel will it be carried on? I want DVR DOG it.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  18. Wow - tons and tons of fun and funniness!! The cheerleaders are out of control :) And the soccer players are amusing. Good luck, Coach Easy!

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  19. What a team...go kick some balls!

    Wyatt

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  20. Wowzers! Know mes KNOWS that wooffies is Balls obsessed! Just looking at the post, my hairy slobbery sister was ready to joins up!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  21. OMD, the 19th is just around the corner. We'll be there to cheer you guys on!
    Wally & Sammy

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  22. Looks like a great team you got there!! Keep up the good work and we will keep cheering you on!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  23. Practice makes perfect, right boys?!? I wonder who is our MVP? I didn't even see that all go down. I must've been staring at the cheerleaders. I need to FOCUS! BOL

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  24. It's not a disaster until it happens. You guys are just fantastic to look at! 'Go Barkers!'

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  25. This is excellent! May we use one of these for our BFTB NETWoof sports on Monday? We were pre-empted last week by a sponsor, but we will be back Monday with the Blogville notes of importance and resident welcome. ☺

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  26. This is excellent! May we use one of these for our BFTB NETWoof sports on Monday? We were pre-empted last week by a sponsor, but we will be back Monday with the Blogville notes of importance and resident welcome. ☺

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  27. BOL!!! This is so FUN!!! Love the photos :-) Woofs to Coach Easy!!! Golden Woofs

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