Thursday, January 17, 2013

Making Our Case

Friends, this is the most important post we have ever written and we are very nervous.

We would appreciate everyone's support on this serious matter cuz we are SCARED of rejection!


OK . . . here goes . . . 



To the Pawrents of Millie & Remy:

Dear Sirs and Madams,

Me and Stanley would like to request the honor of escorting your daughters to the Blogville Valentines Day Ball.  This would be totally safe beclaws it would be a double date.  We know your daughters are young and this might be their first date and we assure you they would be completely safe with us!  It will be our first date too!

Me and Stanley will turn 1 year old on February 3rd so we will be all grown up and VERY responsible.  Our mom has been talking to us about dating and making us practice our manners.

We have outlined the reasons we think you should allow your daughters to go to the dance with us:


  • We have had all our vaccinations (documentation upon request) and NEVER had fleas or tics.
  • We have graduated from 2 obedience classes at PSU and will start our third class tonight.  It will prepare us for our CGC and we will be good canine citizens with your daughters.
  • We are neutered (again, documentation upon request).
  • We went to the groomers just yesterday (so we would look extra good so you would consider approving our request).
  • We guarantee to have them home by the time you decide or even 5 minutes before that time.
  • We promise we will not sniff their butts (mom made us write that one) and will be total gentle Doods with them.
We think your daughters are very special, beautiful girls and would be the prettiest girls at the ball.  We will make sure they are 100% safe and treated like the special girls that they are.  Please, please, please, may we take Millie and Remy to the Blogville Valentine's Day Ball??


Sincerely, Respectfully and Humbly Yours,

Murphy & Stanley



Pee Ess - In the event you approved our request we took the liberty of hiring an airplane to deliver our message.



13 comments:

  1. Oh boys we know they are so going to say yes. Wow a double date. That is going to be great fun. Paws crossed but you good looking guys don't really need it. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. No parent could say not to that. No way. Now important questions. Do you two know how to dance?
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  3. Dear Murphy & Stanley,

    Of course Remy and I would be honored to be escorted to the dance by two handsome Doods like you. I have to say that I went weak in the knees when I saw your pictures today. You sure look good after your grooming yesterday.

    Remy and I are getting together tonight to discuss what we want to wear. We will keep you up to date in case you want to coordinate with our outfits.

    Thank you for thinking of Remy and I to be your dates. This is going to be so much fun!

    Cheers,

    Millie

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  4. WTG Murphy and Stanley and excellent choice in Millie and Remy!!
    I think your letter to the Moms was a great idea too you know getting the Moms to like you is 3/4 of the battle. YAYAYAYAYAYAY WE JUST SAW MILLIE AND REMY'S REPLY CONGRATS AND WE KNOW YOU WILL HAVE A TON OF FUN. YOU ARE ALL ABOUT THE SAME AGE AND HAVE THE SAME ENERGY LEVEL

    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  5. Thanks Madi, we are excited to take such lovely ladies to the Ball!

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  6. That is just dandy :) We are working our butt'z off to help uffers get dates :) Now youz just gotta sort out what ya gonna wear :) xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  7. Wowwee, how can those girls or their parents say "No" to such an awesome letter and promises?! I'm sure that they will all say a loud "Yes!!" How exciting!!

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  8. It's ME... your furend ERN... Hey guys... you scored some WIMMEN!! THAT is cool stuffs doods.

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  9. Hi guys, How could any mom resist such an invitation for her daughters? I think not. I bet you hear very quickly. We will have to go check out these girls and make sure they are good enough for you. Have fun tonight boys.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  10. Me thinks yous should gets to take them!!!
    Me will chaperone their pawrents wants one...
    Kisses
    Nellie

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